HAHAHA LMFAO

alright since angie is making me tell one of mine .... here it goes well back in my old house we had these fire sprinklers on the ceiling and they had a glass tube inside which if it bust the sprinklers go off.. so ne way i was bored one day and decided to stick a clothes hanger in it.. and it got stuck so i was like wtf and yanked really hard and what do u know the sprinkler busted and water was gushing everywhere i was scared to death lol then my mom ran down stairs cussing me out.. well the when the sprinklers busted it also sent an alert to the firestation and police so like 5 min later they were there and foound out it was a false alarm and started to arrest me.. for destruction of goverment property.. because i lived on a base... then at that momment by dad came home the maddest ive ever seen him and started cussin at me infront of the police and i didnt end up going to jail..but the funniest thing was when my next door neighbor came over and asked if i had ADD lol funny stuff

lol chymeeee that was funny
thnxx

for the record i whould like to say that nyc angel is peer pressuring me into doing this. instead of my most embarassing moments ill just list some of my craziest counting down from 3.once when i was bored i took one of those swivel chairs and raced a freind inside the school on them....and i won! 2. for those of you who do not know i have been married (and divorced) a record 7 times on this site and have every intention of marrying 3 more times atleast 1. and the craziest thing ive ever done is one time in the middle of december or januart cant remeber which i was up at a house on a lake and i was bored (the reason for the above 2 crazy things as well) and so i ran off the end of the dock and swawm in 38 degrees water and i must say it was fun and i highly recomend it

p.s. love ya sexii baby


p.s.s. rock on nyc angel

well...since my twinista asked me sooo kindly to put something on here...i guess i will.....hmmm...i gotta think of an apporpriate one...hmmm....yea i dunno....sorry twinista...i tried....i was thinking hard....if i woulda thought any harder...well..u dont wanna know what woulda happened lol

lmao v. hey its ok..i guess...

I went to this Music thing with a mate to see his girlfriend perform. Before they came on this band appeared. They were absolutely awful, out of tune terrible timing and crap lyrics. So we all decided to totally slate them. Guess whose entire family was sitting in front of us. Just as well we had to run to get the train really.

falling over in the middle of town lol

i was talking to someone and out of nowhere they said, my weakness is that i care to much, so i was like really? mine too. and then they sed it was a song!

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Edited by forum moderator 1_eye, at 14:59 Sat 5/04/08 (BST)

weren't they pictures of you as a baby John??

oh noooooo that 'playground banter' back to haunt me....grow up tids

My most embarassing moment???
Me and my best m8 went drinking one fine summers evening around the market in Stockport,after a fine seesion we went back to his house, and drank lots of vodka in the back garden, we decided we was too drunk to climb up the stairs to go too sleep, (seperate rooms of course) we were pondering on sleeping under the stars
So in our Drunken wisdom we decided to drag the bed settee out of the room i was going to use and put it out in the back garden, we then proceeded to go and get a duvet and pillows, and we both crashed (fully clothed) in a drunken heap, with the security light burning and the patio doors open.....the embarrassment came when i woke up and noticed the little old lady next doo looking through her nets, shaking her head in disgust, we never did speak much to here again.

Ironic isnt it

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UHHH.........YOUR A TOWEL TABLE_M8!!lol. Shout outs to angie nyc and pizzaman and mariya and misterchyme......i mean not misterchyme....lol....yes waste of time this was....PeAcE!!

shoutout to bry for not giving me a shoutout....peace mate!!!

shout outs on this forum..irrelevant but worth it lol

Edited at 11:14 Thu 5/04/07 (BST)

Reshouting out to people i forgot in my last shout out.......i appologize mozzimo......shout outs to mozzimo sumitsu01.....and _jennifer_ (walk it out).....and tu_sabes....PeAcE

What a doodle head lol

Like the topic.

When my tutor caught me writing a sick note and forging my mum's signiture for PE in secondary school and had a complete paddy infront of the whole class. I was more embarrassed about her reaction than being caught tbh.