Erm...playing golf, wet day...swing...club flies out of hand...lands literally inches away from this guys head...still got a par though

Not my worst but who would say their worst?

Except John, well done for actually saying

when i was 15 i got rushed into hospital one night with pains in my grion lol, i got taken down to theatre for opp, when i woke up next morning there was 6 trainee nurses and 2 doctors standing at bottom of my bed, , and i had a lob on pmsl, how embarrassing is that
must ov been reaction from operation surely lmfao

Stevo, they wern't even my worse! They were the kinda non-embarrassing ones!

But pmsl @ kev!

Lmao, oh heck, wonder what your worst is??

Kev, poor man, hope it impressed

I once slept in a room with 2 of my girl-friends, and they woke up before me to find i was having some rather nice dreams! Luckily it wasn't cold!

Sorry but im PMSL @ these

slagging my ex girlfriend off behind her back to her friend, when she was actually behind my back DOH !!!

pmsl stella hahahahahah

my uncle died of a heart attack suddenly one day. I was in the kitchen making tea the day after and his son walked in and frightened me. Without thinking i blurted out......

"oh god u know how to give someone a heartattack dont you."

Wanted the ground to swallow me whole

I wanna laught, but i shall not, sos to hear that beannie!


When i was a road sweeper me and my friend (or just me) went through a stage of pretending to be ran over by the van. So in front of a load of factory workers who had there backs turned i jumped in front of works van rolled up the bonnet hit it so it made a loud bang, rolled back down onto the floor to land on my phone and tobacco tin (was when i smoked) gave me the biggest dead leg, and i couldn't move for a few mins! The factory workers started to all come over to offer first aid, and to talk to the driver....

I was starting volleyball for the first time, and I happened to be in a sporting goods store with my dad one weekend. this wud be a great time to get kneepads, I thought. But I was stupid enuf and hollered across the store to him, ?Dad, I need to get pads, I?m starting Monday!? I didn?t realize wat I had sed until I saw this cute worker staring at me. I was sooo embarrased.

LMFAO That is soooooooo funny....sorry angie but im PMSL

i was in school 5th grade and we were playing football on the playground and someone went to tackle me and pulled my pants down,* I wasnt wearing underwear and it was cold outside*

hahaha sno

Don't you just hate it when it's cold!

lol

stellaman i dnt mind, thats the whole point of the post lol

Yeah i was pmsl at urs aswell angie!

haha ok thnx

During an intermission at a school play, I turned to my friend sitting next 2 me and started gushing over the lead actor. "he's so hott!" i told her, "n he looks gr8 in that costume!" we were laffing as we both agreed how cute he was n stuff wen a man who was sitting in the front row turned around and sed loudly, "that's my son you're talking about!"