This is about a girl we know
who stands out in a crowd
when we are together on here
she makes us laugh out loud

A really nice + friendly girl
says things that make me laff
but she also says some other things
that really do sound naff!

Shes the only other girl FJ
without her, i wudnt be here
Id be amoungst a load of lads
and id only be sheding a tear

So heres to you our little Miss_ Steph
a very true and gud online friend
Weve been here since the very start
and we will be here til the end!


Woooooo ! There ya go Steph *hugs*

wow, well done paula that was great!! i think stephy will luuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve that (LOL)

wots my title then?

lol thanx ruddan...ur title is.....Happy


Ste..hiya..lol..ive been reading these poems and some of them are fab (i noted pages down even lol). On one of them, u sed if i was feelin blue to read them so i did (i was bored more than blue tho..lol)
Your title is: Old times
(if ya not too busy)

Edited at 17:17 Wed 20/09/06 (BST)

Happy

Theres a girl across from my street
blonde hair and about 5"6 feet
everytime i see her, it makes me happy
wipes the sad off my face and i dont stink like a nappy
i cant bring myself towards her
i lurrrve her hair as its like fur
i watch through my window, everytime she goes to bed
and ill never bring myself towards her, shell neva be my wed
so one fine day, i knocked on her door
where she opened the door where i saw her floor
i looked up into her eyes
but got dragged down into her thighs
i took a deep breath and told her so
and since that day she wasnt my foe
we went out and got married too
and now im HAPPY, WOO WOOO WOOO

Great poem ruddan, keep up the good work!

Woooooooooooooooo Ruddan lol thats good that

OMG!!! Paula that was amazing thankyou!!! *hugs*

now i wud do one back for ya but im crap and cant do them

Lol glad u like it hun *hugs*...........I hope Ste does them still when he moves, i miss his poems sooooooooooooo much!

Aha , done it.....subject : mole

Like a fish that got lost from a shoal
I've dug myself into a hole
I've seen a picture of paula
who i thought was much smaller
with a top lip caressing a mole

OMFG! No Need!





Lmao!

Its not a mole you tart
she said with some heart
its a piercing you git
my god what a twit

To be continued..............

Oh lmfao!!!!

PMSL at them stella!!!


I cnt think of one for u Paula am sowi hun

When I am old and grey, and I look back at times,
I will always remember these forbidden rhymes.
I will crack a smile, for a reason nobody knows,
Remembering all of our fantastic shows.
The threads with the tales, and songs and jokes,
The brilliant women, and the real good blokes.
I wouldn't forget this, I dont want to be blue,
And if we bumped into each other, Id say to you:
Remember that thread where we were on a cruise?
And all we ever did was dance and drink booze?
And the one game we played called link a word,
With stephys suggestions that were surely unheard.
And all of the others that people would play,
Oh darling I logged on everyday.
But my favourite was the thread where you asked me to write,
And here I am writing for you, late in the night.

Edited at 02:14 Thu 21/09/06 (BST)

Thankyooooooooooouuuuuuu *hugs*

Ste, you shud read back on some hun, they are fab and i hope u dont stop doing them

wow!!!!! ste that was reli good, i reli liked that one WOOOOOO (in my opinion, one of ur best soo far) WELLLL DONE!!!!!!!!

Eye of the beast

In an eye of a vicious beast
he watches his prey fly fast
he will eat it as thats his feast
hes eat so many more in the years that past

he watches closely as it rustles in the leaves
as it runs on all fours
as it moves, creeps and weaves
he will send it right through heavens doors

at this time he has had its meal
and goes to sleep for the night
theres one thing that hasnt, and thats the seal
and that has a vicious bite

so when the seal approaches the beast
he opens his jaws and gets ready
so now the seal can have his feast
and everything will be steady

(wow i think thats one of my best (hehe))

A women was soo desperate for sex
that she had it up to her neck
she waited for crimbo so she can hav it with santa
when he came down the chimney, she stripped
but she DIDNT strip right to the tip
santa says ho ho ho i better go
when the women replied nooo nooo nooo
she took of everything else and said "please stay"
when santa replied hey hey hey i better stay
i cant get down a chimney with my di ck this way!

Edited at 17:10 Thu 21/09/06 (BST)

I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an tree;
A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the green it is to lie;

A tree which stands that green to guard,
and makes the shot extremely hard;

A tree whose leafy arms extend
to kill the six iron shot I send;

A tree that stands in silence there,
while angry golfers rave and swear.

Irons were made for fools like me
who cannot ever miss a tree.

Great Poems guys....Ste ures was brill

*hugs* x