awwwwww ste...u never fail 2 impress me with these poems ty

ure go 4 a title paula

colour............

There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint

Ted in a bed

There once was a man named ted
Who was sleeping at home in his bed
When at 6 o'clock
He woke with a shock
And fell out and banged his head

There once was a man name Fred
Who helped Ted wiv his banged head
Fred said 'do u feel queasy'
Ted said 'I just lost to Squeezy'
I know , we all do, said Fred

a man name mat
played with his hat
ran after a rat
while eating his hat

hahahaha well they where random but good

PMSL! Thanx Stella lol i tried
Ste Fab poem hunny

Squeezy!!!!!!!! Hiya, another of ur every now an then ones,,lol gud one
Plz and Martin,,,,JOIN the poem thread,,,,lol

Title:Flossing.....(ur teeth!)

hahaha good title paula

I know! You Gotta protect ur gums ya know!

yep i know, people need inforimin!

Wheres my poem about flossing???Grr

I love this funkypool game
and say Paula your not to blame
for my many hours on the forum
and starting to look like a gollum
and i hang my head in shame

Yes!! You finally agree its ur own fault then?
Dont be ashamed,were ALL junkies hehe..........

Title:FLOSSING !! Come on.........lol

Just who are you bossing
nothing rhymes with flossing
were trying so hard
but i aint no bard
so now im goin back to my dossing

HA HA HA Yayyyyyyy Stella........

funkypool so cool
it was the coolest then them all
it is better then real life
that was for u all

I'm sitting here alone
My dog is chewing his bone
i'm playing funky pool
and my dog is starting to drool

he jumped up on my bed
i looked at him and sed
dont u start to pout
and then he logged me out

bye bye

gd poems people keep em comin!!!

Very drunk - but succeding

Ok so im drunk, my senses are blurred,
And i believe that my own senses, can never be blurred.
And so i pulled the girl, who i been chasing for ages,
Being friendly and intimate at different stages.
I always attract blondes, i dont know why,
ANd no shes not a $lag, its just her and I.
O she floats on the air, so subtle and sound,
ANd she see's me in the distance, and lowers to the ground.
Am i in love? nah not long enough yet,
BUt give it a few months, i will be - I bet.

Pling! Trabble! Wohoni croot
Mahani wanbolo smoot!
Ingto spoon marble floor
Treason spongy scabble spoor
clabby boing mahanganate
or the moon reciprocate
cantilever melon grobark
antrobo splang inka slark

So I said "No Thankyou",
and slammed the door in his face.