Yes! hahaha gud poems Stella ( u still blamin me? was only a wikkle favour u done me lol)
U gonna give me a 7 baller eh,,,,wooooooooooooo when?? i luv prezzies! hahahahahahahah

hahahahaha love it stella dont blame her its your own fault really u was drawn 2 the forums....i know u was mwahahaha

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

hahahahaha pmsl stella hahahaha funnyyyyyy those are

There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!

lmao hahaha funny that is cuey........

ok heres a title.... music.....

Mary had a little lamb,
she fed it cream crackers.
Everytime it dropped a crumb
She kicked it in the knackers!!!

lol, not music related tho m8

PMFSL!! hahahaha Stella,,hahah am luvin the skirt one hahahaha

U gotta do one about music tho,,all of ya! hehe

yeahhhhhhh come on we need more poems nowwww!!!!!!

(oooh rnt i demanding!! )

music

Music is my favourite thing,
It never fails to make me laugh and sing.
Either loud or quiet, soft or strong,
I love to put on my favourite song.
The bands are best, but i love oldies too,
A bit of sting, or some of The Kooks.
CD's, downloads. vinyls and tapes,
They've dragged me through some dreadful scrapes.
So i play it loud, and bounce on my bed,
Swinging my arms and nodding my head.
Shouting so high as the neighbours watch,
They tut and sip on their small glass of scotch.
But i dont care, they can do what they like,
Music is music, but for me it is life....

Edited at 12:11 Sun 7/05/06 (BST)

YES! Thats it Ste, ur long poems are better....

erm dont see any poems off you paula ???

That cos am crap at them!! i stuck the odd likkle one in somewhere if ya look..lol....

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She kept them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would go nicely with the picture there

Mary had a little lamb
She fed it with green grass
One day it jumped the garden fence
And landed on its hind leg

PMFSL erm Squeezy??? Come on mate..gizza poem!!..............hahaha

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket
Her husband was a Cardiff man
who every night would...

L M F (_x_) OFF !!!

its pi$$in it down so here goes:

All was quiet - just a slight damper,
When the rain suddenly changed it's mind.
I would feel so bad for a tramp or a camper,
So the sympathy in my heart is not hard to find.

The drops hit the leaves - making so much noise,
And they hang on to the branch for dear life.
And outside in the rain, i see a group of boys,
Swarmed in the drought, like a sink full of knives.

The rain bounces off the tiles,the drainpipes flood,
And the puddles rise up to a fair amount.
The thunder just roared as the ground turns to mud,
Making the number of puddles impossible to count.

Continues...