Thanx,,hehe well u called me Noel, i called you Sara! he he............

Title: Tiff's...........(like likkle row's he he )

Tiffs are the things that make a couple get strong,
And keeps the relationship going along.
Not nice in the moment, heat been dispersed in the room,
But don't worry my dear, t'will be over soon.
Usually the women, who fuss over things,
Whether there fella burps, farts or even sings.
But they look so gorgeous when they have an angry face,
And in the heat of the moment, your hearts start to race.
The make-up is the best bit, when you have to make love,
And it seems that there really must be a god above.
But some tiff's go on, and the couple break apart,
And the blood that was flowing does soon leave your heart.
And you do anything to resolve it, but she closes the door,
And says on the phone 'i've heard it all before'.
And tiff's come and go, as time ticks away,
But never, ever ever! keep your girls heart at bay.

OMG! I swear i luv this thread!!!!............
That was quick Ste awwww i wuv it.....

hehe 8tips hat and gives a cheeky wink* haha

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god im in for a right ear bashing ffs....well wait to you see the apology, you will rue the post you left in here!!!!!!

awwwwwwww ste love the poems....i love this thread too paula!!! tis one of the best!!! (nothin can beat N.E.S ryt??!! hehe)

title: ...... Mirrors

I gazed into the mirror before
Oh How i've changed since I was four
I've changed a lot
Now I got some spots
What i'd give to be four again
Not needing to act like men
Play all day with your mates
Play footy and imaginery fights
School was better
Now it's maths with letters
I loved being four
But back to reality
I can't look in the mirror for ever

SORRY Admin!! My post got removed again! Ive been so so gud too am sowwwwwy was just a tiny blip!

Well done cueyyyyyy lol.........

what did u even say 2 get it removed paula??? lol

gd poem cuey

Ermm i cant post it again ermmm hang on *thinks* ok i sed (_x_) !

Yea thats it i sed "Get ur (_x_) to general"
Was saying it to Ste hahaha

(Admin, is that ok? Soz if not...)

Right ---- a poem is on the agenda me thinks

Mirrors

I did one on mirrors a minute a go, but my post was too long,
But i figured that my last poem was wrong.
So i will tell a story about a mirror man,
Who stood in front of it to put on his fake tan.
I went to ikea to buy a new bed,
And i heard a man behind me scratching his head.
I looked round, in the mirror was where he fixed his stare,
I dont even think he realised that i was there.
I made funny gestures behind him, laughing so much,
He was posing in the mirror - he thought he was butch.
I walked off laughing, looking up at the shelf,
Until i saw a mirror and began to stare at myself.
''Good looking lad'' i thought, fussing with my hair,
And the same man was behind me - i knew he was there.

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ahhhhhhhhh ryt okies....sowwi admin hehe its my fault she just sed that if it gets removed hehe

come on steee we need poems plzzz oh and squeezy n ne1 else hu wud care 2 join in!

ooo edit just as i clicked post ures appeared ste sowwi lol

Edited at 17:28 Wed 3/05/06 (BST)

He said 'oi you mate, was you taking the pi$$?''
I said ''excuse me sir, is something a miss?''
He replied ''well my mirror said you look better''
And with that he begun to remove his sweater.
He wanted a fight, because he couldn't take the truth;
That i was better looking, and he was a goof!!!

wehey - better than the one i was gonna do!!

hahahahaha loveeeeeee it thankyou ste its great!!!!!

Ha Ha Ha ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ste ur so vain! hehe
Only messin mate ur faaaaaaaaaaaab !!!


Title: Fruit shoot !

At my college canteen they sell the fruit shoot,
The little different coloured bottles look so damn cute.
So i pull out my money and break into song,
And order two bottles as they dont last long.
The fruity flavours hit my mouth, and taste so good,
And consider downing them in one, but i dont think i could.
I want to savour the taste - and so i swill it round,
And reach out a hand to give the lady a pound.
Strawberry, blackcurrant and orange too,
So many flavours for both me and you.
So i stock up the fridge, right to the top,
With out the fizziness i stack up the pop.
A nice cold fruit shoot, in my hand,
I sip it slowly, watching the tv as i stand.
Then i sit down calmly, and treasure the thought,
Of a million little fruit shoots like these lot being bought.
I cant wait until tomorrow, two fruit shoots it is,
I love them so much, they are surely the biz!!!!

Edited at 22:45 Wed 3/05/06 (BST)

Yes!! woooooooo i had a fruit shoot while i was reading thread thats why the title,,lmao! gud poem mate,,,,,,

Poem Thread.

I love this thread,
I really do
All the poems,
I read from you.
Some make me laff,
Some bring a tear,
But most of them
Just make me cheer
So keep them coming.
I know you can
And make me smile
From ur biggest fan !!

Wooooooooooooo i done one!

Woooooooooooo

well done Paula, that wa great!!!

haha we have a new poet everyone!!!