I sit here at home, at my own leisure,
Nearly 10,000 posts, now that's quite a measure,
Its my Paula's fault, and it gives me great pleasure.
To say, every moment with you, is a moment I treasure.

And with this poets bow, I'll add one more string
Don't worry people, I won't start to sing
It's for my girl , who makes my heart ring
Paula, my love you really give me something.

Another verse.......

Paula, the something that you give me, really makes me hot,
still not sure what it is, but i like it quite a lot
But one thing i must ask you, i have to give it a shot,
that mark upon your top lip, is it a mole or a spot?

xxstellaxx

its a Mole lmao






shes gonna kill me

You had to spoil it didnt ya EH? EH? Pmsl @ You babe....ILYSM


Jill hahaha its a little tiny hollow stud yh? and i open it and out this spesh stuff in yh? that smells fab yh? OMG it drives the boys wiiiiiiiiiilddddddddd pmsl

Edited at 10:48 Fri 11/05/07 (BST)

Funkypool Mates

I thought, nearing 10.000 posts it was time for a rhyme
About the funkypool people. my partners in crime
Some are warm, kind, some even gentle
While others are wacky, crazy and some even mental.

Firstly there's Steph, a very good friend
She will always be there right to the end
With a giggle and *hug*, I think for a while
This place would be nothing without that wonderful smile.

Then, there comes Jill, who cracks me up every day
The woman is barking, in a nice kind of way
She winks and teases, and has me doubled in half
And some of her posts, really do make me laugh.

Then there's Tids and Guevara, my booze cruise buddies
Though Guevara is mostly not there, he?s doing his studies
Though with Tids acting Captain, your guaranteed a laff
Except when he's hooking a fish with his gaff.

Continued.......

Edited at 19:30 Fri 11/05/07 (BST)

Then you have John aka 1_eye
He goes on about rugby, but I just have to sigh
Leicester Tigers, he rants, as Stella inhales
And reminds of England's last match against Wales.

We also have Dave and the Doctor, our friendly funkypool mods
Who strutt round the forums thinking they are gods
But we all know better, they?re no better than us
What they after really, is a bit of a fuss.


These are the FJ's, who?ve been here from the start
But there are some others, FJ's apart
There's beggar, Josh, adidas and my bobble mate Katie
And I won?' forget Claire, who's been good mate to me.

EDIT: Guilt set in...Id also like to say a big thx to....Squeezy (the strange penguin), Dee the aussie (for breaky), smurf (ya nutta) Emma (come back pls) and anyone else who i have not intentionally forgotten. *hugs*

Continued...........

Edited at 19:48 Fri 11/05/07 (BST)

But last, but by no means least, there's justsumgirl who needs no introduction
Who has entered my heart, with no hint of seduction
She has filled up my life, my mind and my soul
And sends me to post out of control
She is warm, sensitive, and I know that she's crazy
But when I see her logged in, my brain just goes hazy
So this rhyme is for YOU CRAZY LOT , but Paula the most
For bringing me here, and last but not least, getting me to post.

Stella

Edited at 19:32 Fri 11/05/07 (BST)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! OMG STELL that is amazing!!!!!!!


*hugs* i LOVE it the best one yet stell *hugs* Luvs ya xxxxxx

Great poem mate!

to my dearest darling ducky
i love you nice and mucky
i love you best when your undressed
so we can get are nucky

Pmsl

Very gd m8

Am not really a penguin! *munches on sardine*

Chocolat

There once was a lass from dundee
Who became quite obsessed with chocy
Her voice got all muffled
As she chomped on her truffles
And her teeth got stuck with toffee!

HAHA love it squeezyyyyyyyy!!!

Cant sleep cant think cant go on no more
Cant do it cant cut it my head is sore
Had enough turn out the light
Giving up on this big fight
Worth it maybe, cant care less
Why should I give it all my best
I've had enough, sod it all
But must go on, I cannot fall
Would be waste to quit it now
It must be done I dont know how
Avoid the truth and shift the blame
matters not, on the sheets, its all my name
Battle on, most is done
Problem is there's worse to come.

awwwww squeezy *hugs* good poem...but too..

Amazed I could type that fast when I did that one lol only took me about 30 secs

The one above it took longer and thats 5 lines lol

Crap poem

oh
no
go
jo

stay
ray
pray
today

what
hot
not
lot

pool
cool
drool
fool

bye
si
hi
1eye

monkeys
funkies
hunkies
junkies

bootiful tids

lol ty you can actually string sentences together, but that would make it REALLY crap lol

Brilliant poems everyone, ive missed this thread xx

I Love this thread so much

Loving your poem Stella honey *hugs* ILY x