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04:41 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
ye you tell him paula
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04:50 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Aww she knows im only kidding!!
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04:52 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
of course i do
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05:10 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Jam and Spam

hello my names tids
and and i like jam
but i cant open the lids
especially when im holding some spam

i spread it on my toast
nice and thick
seedless i use the most
but too much will make me sick

so im going to offer you all a butty
take one ...here you are
now im going to watch some footy
and get drunk at the beach bar

anyone want to join me?
Its my round
and if you are she
i hope you can hold your ground

but leave your Jam butty here
its not a creche you know
we are going 'on the beer'
so lets go go go



Edited at 10:10 Thu 5/04/07 (BST)
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05:35 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
lmao@tids

way to go
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07:10 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
WOOOOOO Si *claps* very good mate
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12:01 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
lmao tidsy mate

Err did you mention beer there ???
clooneman
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17:41 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Here is a poem, written by me
Everyone else is writing, I see
So I figured "Hmm, why don't I give it a go?
I've done it before and it can't go that slow."
So I'll write these few lines until I get bored
And then I will put my attempts so the sword
And get on with some stuff before going to bed,
Exercising the brain in my head,
Playing the games in each Funkypool Fun & Games threeeeeaaaaaadddddddddd.

Hurrah!
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17:58 Thu 5 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
well done clooney

yes stella i think i did mention beer, it rhymes with a lot of words so always good to add it in
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17:08 Fri 6 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Woo Woooo!


Do not question me again
Will surley drive me insane
I love you and u know i do
Just hope that you love me too
Now thats sed lets u an me
Go back to what used to be
Not saying even one word wrong
Just two ppl laughing all day long




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20:09 Fri 6 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
sits and waits for tids lmao
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20:12 Fri 6 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
tids is here

there was a girl called cheeky
who got a little bit leaky
its not what you think
it's just she had too much to drink
so dont go thinking that shes freaky



ta daaaaaaaa nite nite cheeky see ya soon have a good weekend xxxx mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Edited at 01:12 Sat 7/04/07 (BST)
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20:12 Fri 6 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
well paula
looks over her shoulder
guess what
choppy been shoppy
brought a new game
and guess what the name
gives you a wink
yep it was tiddly winks



lmao
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20:13 Fri 6 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
awwwwwwww thx tids you 2 miss me i would
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06:55 Sat 7 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
PMSL at ur poems Jill
dr_fedx
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22:45 Sun 8 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

<<<<<<< STOLEN I DID NOT WRITE THIS >>>>
lol though this was pretty good cant remember were i got it from tho
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06:30 Mon 9 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
You wanted it in the garage
i said "how would we manage?
One leg up on the table,
would we surely be able?
We'd make a hell of a din !
someone may even come in.
there's a a knock on the door
as your screaming for more.
but i have to digress
as you cant lift your dress
you scream and you shout
then guess what....I just LOG OUT !!!


xx
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07:44 Mon 9 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
gd 1 lol
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09:14 Mon 9 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Well I'm back to see thread thread exists,
Its something that I've sorely missed.
The texture of it crisp and gold,
The wrinkled page does show its old.
But we still love this gracious page,
Knowing that it just improves with age.
And now so many poets here,
Writing about many subjects(especially beer).
So i thought it right to put one down,
And put back on the poet's gown.
Such energy through my fingers now,
The magic's still there and I dont know how.
Joy to all others who read this thread,
Reading the words that others have said.
I cannot express the joy inside,
To see other poets all by myside.
So this is just a fresh one to brush off the dust,
This thread will forever, behold my trust.

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09:15 Mon 9 Apr 07 (BST)  [Link]  
mr_guevara said:
Well I'm back to see the thread exists,
Its something that I've sorely missed.
The texture of it crisp and gold,
The wrinkled page does show its old.
But we still love this gracious page,
Knowing that it just improves with age.
And now so many poets here,
Writing about many subjects(especially beer).
So i thought it right to put one down,
And put back on the poet's gown.
Such energy through my fingers now,
The magic's still there and I dont know how.
Joy to all others who read this thread,
Reading the words that others have said.
I cannot express the joy inside,
To see other poets all by my side.
So this is a fresh one to brush off the dust,
This thread will forever, behold my trust.

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