The Zombie

I am a zombieee
My life is simple
I walk around the town all day
Eatin lots of people
I'd have a chew
Maybe on you
And have your leg on breeeeead
For when you live your life as a zombie
I dunno how to cook your heeead



Sorry...just bin watchin Resi Evil 2

Lmao wooo go Jill.....

OH IM PMSL @ all of these poems!!!

oh and there squeezy
who had a big sneezy
i said oh bless you
he said,whos you
im cheeky
but im not freaky
im just well cheeky

YAY! hahahhaha GO JILL GO JILL! love them

Why thank you cheeky
For not bein freaky
But i know you
As you know I do
Hows the wine?
Would u like some of mine?

LOL! That is good!

SQUEEZY.

There was a young fella named Dave
And he used to live in a cave
But he soon came to funky
Now hes just a junky
Whos poems make us lot rave!

omg i forgot about hunter,
who said oi lets
borrow your jumper
i said wot the heck
hope it fits round your neck
just give peck
no not on the neck
now dont be cheeky

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I cant stop laffing

Thats class Jill



Wooo well done paula! more poems!! MORE!!! MMMMOOORRRREEEEE!!!

lol Thanks Jill.

omg there eye
who thought he was
such a guy
but to be honest
i thought he was popeye
but hell what a guy
and hes never shy
but guess wot
thats eyeeeeeee

hehehe

Popeye

Popeye the sailor bloke
Went out of the back to smoke
But he took the wrong door
And there was no floor
And now both of his legs are broke



Poor Fella

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH OMG i love this thread so much!

oh ye then there nem
how could i forget him,
he loves to swim
so let join in
come on now
lets go for a swim

There was a lass called Cheeky,
who was just a little bit freaky!
but she didnt care,
cos she thought she had great hair!
but it was actually really really greasy!!






Edited at 00:03 Thu 5/04/07 (BST)

lmao steph


well its that time
ive ran out of ryhmes
so im just gonna say
its my time
cant think of ought to ryhme
so i say from me
its time for sleep
oi and dont peep
so it good night from me

LMAO!


There was a girl named Jill
Who came here for a thrill
But she played with a wink
and caused such a stink
Now she needs just a pill.

(durrrrr bad one paula pmfsl)