pmsl pmsl
tis' all paula can do
sit there at laugh at the fun on FP
even when having a poo
sitting in her wet chair
trying to dry her wet hair
difficulties lie ahead
stella is drunk
posting on FP
now paula's gonna phsl dead!

just a ditty from me
that all can come see
ive found a new thread
that the d needs to tread

i'm missing a soul
we all love and know
but not long till she'll be
online here with me

so im sending a hug
as i lie here all snug
my fire is burning
as its for her i am yearning

P M S L *hugs* John......*claps* More More

Great Poem driver

About time you did one paula!

Here's your title:

John and Stella!

OH PMSL I cant do titles..that Ste, ruds and squeezy! Not me...

Theres a guy named, John..
Think hes after Stella,
Stella sed OI On One!
Im not that kinda fella!!!

stella its about time you did one

there is a bloke called stella
who likes to dress in drag
so out on a friday night
he becomes a she fella

then theres cheeky
with very sore ribs
but when halloween appears
she dresses very freaky

then we have 1 eye
his name is john
but dont be rude to him
or he will make you eat humble pie

what about miss steph
she lives near the sea
so if u want to catch some fish
u can ask her where is best.....she aint deaf

then all the rest
im sorry i didnt name
tids little brain
is not at its best






Edited at 13:46 Fri 9/03/07 (GMT)

PMFSL


Tho there is no way i am gunna be catchin any fish!!!!

Right then you asked for it !!!

A chopsy young lady called Jill
Took an unfamiliar pill
She went for a walk
She only wanted to talk
But she fell down a bloody great hill

(and fractured some ribs of course, but i coulnd fit that in)

this one is for claire
'the one with fine hair'
i'm not great with rhymes
so's i'll not waste your time

just wanted to say
i love you..

in a big way

x

lol driver! nice and short ;)

Driver8
I think he's great
His poems are short...
What rhymes with short?

Sort rhymes with short!

Driver8
I think he's great
His poems are short
And you can't beat that sort.

Edited at 21:06 Fri 9/03/07 (GMT)

lol cloone

Here's a poem Paula asked me to post for her


Wen i met you didnt feel this way
But theres things im dying to say
My feelings have changed runnin deep
But ur a secret i HAVE to keep

Bet your thinking God shes mad
To think that way shes just sad
Its only online only a game
Yet my thoughts of you still remain

Want some clues? ya wanna know who?
Well ya's can guess but i cant tell you
I hope i dont make a mistake
So u decide if they are real or fake

(rest on the next post )

So is it Steph cos shes great?
Cant be her shes my best mate
Is it Claire or even Jill?
Nah theyre girls, be no thrill (lol)

Cud be Ruds Stevo or John
Cud be Stella the funny one
Cud be Oli or even PB
Cud even still be the Mr G

Cud be Squeezy Nem Or Cloone
Smurf from forums or chat room
Cud be from here or MSN
Cud be someone who posts on Gen

Cud be Tids mich or poolcue
Cud be anyone cud even be YOU
Cud be a name i havent sed
Cud of kept that one in my head

But i guess unless i tell you so
That YOU will never ever now
And as i sed a secret u are
Id rather have that than lose you by far


Just for ??

wd paula

lol! Love it paula, please come back!

Ur in my thoughts dialy
In my dreams each nite
But still I can?t get enough of u
Being with u feels rite

While my heart is full of love,
My mind is full of u
and If if I lost my memory,
I?d still remember u

If wat I feel is rite
and u r my destiny,
I?m glad god wud b so kind
to make u just 4 me

I plan 2 spend an eternity
with u by my side
and know that no matter where u go
I?m gonna be down 4 the ride

I?ll always be here 4 u
Like I know u?ll be here 4 me

I dont know where I want 2 go in life
Or wat I want 2 do
All I know is that wherever I go
I?ll never stop loving u

I woke up this morning with a pain in my head,
Then I came downstairs and had a pain in my arm.
So now I'm leaning to one side and writing this in this thread,
Because my hips is now hurting and I don't want to do it anymore harm.

wot did yous think of my poem?