LMAO OLI!

I was feeling full of joy
All because id met this boy
Sorta knew from the start
He'd always be in my heart
Started meeting every day
He's so funny i wud say
Made me laff he was kind
He was forever on my mind
So on i went feeling great
Told myself this is fate
Until one day an i knew why
Felt the need to have a cry
He had stopped coming round
No notes no calls not a sound
Wrong to think he was the one
My happy thoughts they were gone
Gone was the smiling face
A tear stained cheek in its place
I knew i had to just let go
I'd be fine i just knew so
And so i did and im great
Cos after all it wasnt fate.

such a lovelely poem

There was a young guy called Mich
He had a strange urge to itch
He pulled down his pants
And founds loads of ants
But now hes got a permanent twitch!!

LOL. good one Mary.

IM PMSL @ all yours Mary!!!!!!!!

Paula hun that was ace *hugs* xxxxx

*Cries with cmurphy @ paula's poem!

But i'm LMFAO! at miss poppins.

They are Brill MORE MORE MORE!! *claps!*

To be a father, to be a son.


My name is dad
for that, i'm glad
for things he gives
makes me so happy not sad
his smile, his touch
clever these little mugs.
They make you go crazy
i'm tired but awake
it's not even day brake
losing will to procede
could i make my excuse
and leave?
But wait, i have a father
who once did the same
stayed there and cared
now i don't feel so lame,
for every father has a son
they grow up
always remember the fun
for my advice to you
after all the pooh
there is a shiny rainbow
in our head where we can play
with our son's children
day in day out,
christmas
easter
today!

For my lil' sh.......of a son!

Edited at 14:00 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

PMSL woo woo!! good poem John!

Theres a guy that i know called Johny
He tells all the girls that they're bonny
He cracks loads of jokes
But was attracting the blokes
So he hotwheeled it away in a trolley!!

PMFSL OMG! these get better every time i read one!! More more Mary we need More!!!!!!!!!!

A delightful young lady called Mary
Whose armpits were awfully hairy
She woke up one night
to a fearful fright
She had turned into a right hairy fairy.








Edited at 13:47 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

Theres a guy that i know called Stu (PB)
He didn't know what to do
He needed to fart
But he pushed to hard
Now his pants are full up with poo!!





LMFAO @ URS STELLA!!

Edited at 13:50 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

LMFAO!

Theres a lady i know
named claire
most of the boyz
like her hair
they wanna talk her into bed
they don't realise she'll shag em dead!
because with sex claire had flair.

LMFAO @ those^^ - One for 1_eye

A rugby mad man called 1_eye
had trouble doing his bow tie
he tugged at it hard (so to speak)
his neck was so jarred
he had trouble eating his pie





Edited at 20:54 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

There once was a girl named Stephanie
Was trying to get into bed with me
But i frimly sed NO
And away she did go
Spreading rumours that am a Lezzy

Theres Claire keeps changing her name
All boys luv her think its a game
But now shes turned Bi
And shes not longer shy
Sorry lads shes now mine aww shame

Theres Cheeky who luvs a banana
Eats lots of 'em making a drama
If she eats any more
She wont fit thru the door
She'll need a suit made of armour

There once was a lad called Ruds
Loved boxing in all soap suds
If not careful he'll slip
And will end up a kip
So now he does boxing in Puds

Then thers this guy called Tidnab
Oh boy he cudnt half gab
Co capn of cruise
he drinks all the booze
In his yfronts he looks rather drab

Edited at 22:26 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

What a poem!!!!!! Yaaay Paula!

Theres a guy we know 1 eye
Oh hes such a spy
His heads in a whirl
He wants girl on girl
Asked Stephy and me to try!(he did!)LOL

Theres Stevo we all luv an know
Sings Timewarp to give us a show
His voice's bad likes steph
And he's me likkle meff
Nah lad i wuv ya YANO!!!

There once was a boy named Nem
The youngest of all the Men
He goes for a swim
Wearing only a grin
Then does it all over again!

Theres also a guy called Oli
A Nice lad whos always jolly
He laffs and makes rhyme
And he luvs sexy time
Sometimes hes just off his trolly!

Then we have Stu PB
Came to the rescue for me
Had a word with some lad
Who was making me sad
So a big thanks to u from me




Edited at 22:40 Fri 2/03/07 (GMT)

Woooo Love it Paula!!

There once was a fella Called Cloone
He was a bit of a loon
But he was gud on the game
And his clues are so lame
Im sure he lives on the moon.

There once was a Lad named Lee
Who came on the bus so i see
He brought Quality Street
Just to give me a treat
But it rained so he ate them not me!

There a lad i once knew called Ste
Whos nickname was the Mr G
Its him that we miss
As he started all this
So come do a poem or three