what has that got to do with chavs??

read the name of the thread supermega

Most applicable to black people.

Not being racist, just making a statement.

hmmmmmmmmmmm dont know any chav jokes.

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

Q: What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
A: Granny.

Q:. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, they'll screw anything.

Q: What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A: A start.

Q: How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
A: None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

Q: Why did the chav take a shower?
A: He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash

Q: Why did the Chav cross the road?
A: To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q: What do you call a Chav at college?
A: The cleaner.

Q: What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men.

lmao not bad..

Q: What do u call a knife in chaville?
A: Exhibit A


Q: What do you call a Chav in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar.


Q: What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.


Q: What do you say to a chav on a bike?
A: Stop Thief!


Q: What do you say to a chav in a uniform?
A: Big Mac and fries please.


Q: What's the first question at a Chav pub quiz night ?
A: What are you looking at?



Q: What do you call a chav in a White tracksuit ?
A: The Bride


Q. How do you save a chav from drowning?
A. Take your foot of his head.

2 Chavs are riding along the motorway from Chavchester to Chavpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the chavs ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.
Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the chavs he has to leave.

" R hey mate" they say "init givus a lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The chavs put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Chav Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

" I've got a wagon with 20,000 Chav eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the b*****ds have managed to nick a motorbike already".

lmao nice 1s

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".

The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is 200,000 a year".

The chav says "You're having me on!"

The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Chav male, 6ft 5in
tall and 350lbs. He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed and
obviously g ay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
g ay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big
Chavster. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear “Do you want a blow
job?” he whispers. At this, the Chav leaps up with fire
in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool,
he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves
him badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing
had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer.
“I’ve never seen you react like that” he says “Just what did he say to
you?” “I’m not sure” the Chav replies. “Something about a job.”

What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

Chav Christmas


On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,
twelve chavvers chavving,
eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffes showing,
seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones,
three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please stand."

and i hav no more lol

hhahahahahahhaah thats so funny.