You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police

What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.

Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

Whats a chav's favourite car?
One without an alarm.

What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand.

Funny and true!

lmfao

i knew fron the title these would be class and they are!!!
great jokes

haha treemendous

there totally swicked!

great jokes funny as

got to say (without sarcasm) very funny

agreed

mislead why u not on msn/ funkypool? =(

hey BL im back now. i told u monday mornin i was off camping for a bit (altho we ended up in a B&B in skegness :S dont ask how it happened! and it was a great laff :P

they suck jacko jokes are better

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit.

whats the 1st thing u say 2 a chav after they get a job???



big mac meal plz

what should you do when u run over a chav in a car????


stick it in reverse to make sure

how do u fit six chavs in a police car?

2 in the front, 1 in the back and one on the top going eh nor!!

wot do you call a chav in a filein cabinate??

sorted

wot like jamie lol

what do you call a chav in a fridge??

chillin

what do you call a chav in a round, metal box with numbers on??

safe

Computers Vs. Men

Women like their computers as they like their men. No one wants the floppy disk.