...intravaneous buzzzzzzzzzz............

.......ing sound, like the buzz off the bee's on a hot summers day in....

the park, anyway stella............

Decided it was time to..........











(aw poor stella again..............LUV IT! Ha!)

go and tell evryone that he...........

had just turned..........................

40.

Cans of Stella down! He was so proud of himself that in order to celebrate..he...

decided to

Take a trip down.........

memory lane....

to once where he was just about to have a......................

good trip with...........

some acid he found in nem's pocket........

n he thought........................

Hmm, this looks tasty let's take some. He went into psycadelic mode and started to see.........

...all sorts of funkypool balls rotating around each other and changing colour at an aleatory and up-tempo rate. His eyes and his head swirled and swilled to lock his gaze to keep up with the orbiting spheres. Eventually his mind and his brain collapsed under the sensory overload, and...

he just went all...............

...wobbly and his limbs started flailing around like two at-it-like-rabbits scarecrows in a twister in Kentucky. And worst of all - remember he had no control over any of this - he had a woodie! Poor Stella! (I had to scroll up there to remember who I was writing about) Well, along came his sweetheart Steph. And did she call a doctor? Well... it would have had to be for herself if she did, cos of that coitus don't-interruptus problem you read earlier. And seeing Stella's epileptic tumescence meant here was the perfect chance to satisy her medical condition, even though it did mean taking advantage of her mate's incapacitated state. So up she sat, just as illustrated textbooks have been illustriously illustrating for thousands of years... and along came a copper! "What's going on here then?" said PC Plod. ........

(why do u always do looooooooooooooong posts cloon lolz )

he got really angry and......................................