little talk which they had been meaning to have since way back when they were handcuffed together for 3 days...

pmsl

...and got it on with each other...

Cos they had always been kinda........











Lmao

attracted to each other, and their passions just couldn't take the urges and the desires and the holding back any longer, and hence that time after they were handcuffed, when they went at it like two sex-starved convicts. And the talk they wanted to have with each other was hw each of them couldn't get enough of each other, cos each was exactly the correct, ahem, "fit" for each other in the privates department. Even the top doctors examined them and agreed that they were "a perfect match as regarding coital connection" (their words, not mine). So they decided to decide what to do next.

Yes, I wrote that right, they decided to decide. Cos they weren't gonna decide (the second "decide") yet, cos first on the agenda was........ more nookie! ...................

(Im pmsl)



They just had to otherwise..........

they'd just explooooooooooooooode... They had to do it every half an hour, there was no helping it. So eventually, one afternoon, when stella found time from posting another joke and Paula found time from posting in the Time Holders thread to remain in the lead for at least another 5 days, 6 hours and 34 minutes, and they had finished another therapeutic session (just as the doctors ordered) (and even if they hadn't they would have done it anyway for reasons I've already made very clear), they took that momentous decision of what do to next. They decided....

(Hang on a min! Read back,,it was Stella and STEPH handcuffed together for 3 days who needed a a talk!Concentrate will ya!) Lmaoo


Loony: They decided

Paula: That after such hard work, they needed.........

to have a break and have a kit kat and then a.....................

Snicker, curly wurly and some Pink wafers before they could even contemplate thinking.....

...how anyone could confuse Paula and Steph. And, of course, the burning issue (and I don't mean the green stuff oozing out of Stella's oriental eye that burned when it was in use), which was...

hu was the.......................

trosuers-wearing one in this relationship. See, the affliction affected both of them equally, and each tried to dominate the other when it came to who sexual politics.

.......

they both looked at each other and thought

do you think we should go and have a ..................................

peice of cheese with onions and dirt mixed in with the other horrifying stuff which was....................

a kg of.................

used syringes..............

that wud.......


(Paula u made that get back 2 us grrrrrr!!)

make the best ever.............................