Granted but a massive tornado comes with it scooping you into the sky and drops you miles away from where you live



I wish i was somewhere hot and relaxing

Lrg isnt with you

I wish I wasnt a user of pig lubricant

Granted but you miss it so much you go in search of more but can only find sheep!

I wish it was earlier

Granted but your back arguing on gen

I wish you and lrg got a room like the hideaway from love island

I cant squeeze past the bulls lollipop its swollen and oddly oval shaped

Bizarre!

Granted but theres murder as soon as we get there and security lashes us out


I wish Pit was here

Granted but hes a mute

I wish lrg didnt murder you

Granted but he murders you instead

I wish hippesville would take his go on BB

Granted but its poor

I wish stella wasnt hated by all the ladies

Granted but they end up hating you

I wish I could squeeze justsumgirl right now

Granted but you squeeze too hard and make me pass out making you think youve killed me forcing you to perform CPR

I wish i could be your new secretary

Granted but he ends up being in charge of you

I wish you pit and trip go on a girls holiday

I would love to perform CPR on you fs

I wish I could take my girls to Harrods for some serious SHOE SHAA-PENN

Youve gone out of sync. Whats the point in the forums you so desperately want people to use when you just want to talk with each other. Its hard to argue with other peoples posts about you both in gen chat. I always say its your business. Most people just stick with private messages but to each there own if no one is getting hurt.

But my feelings are taking a pounding when you overlook me like that. I just want to play some corrupt a b1tch i mean wish

Granted but we all rinse ya and you have to go begging


I wish i was in Spain

You are but then pit is left with us troglodytes

I wish I was in Cyprus

Harrods lol is that what you call manchester markets

Paula who said the shoes would be for you and triple_b ?? *struts*



Granted - but Cyprus sent you back immediately

I wish I could find the keys to me villa

Oh ha!

Granted, you find them in my pocket along with another set and that sends you scatty overthinking an you lash both sets!


I wish it was now in mine

Im lost with your wish :S