Tool! Haha

I wish you was doing your paperwork early

Granted, but once completed....piles more paperwork appears!!

I wish you could draw lines _________________

Granted but they end up looking like rails and you go off them when your drunk!

I wish icould relax on a deserted island

Granted...but the island turns out to be my bedroom

I wish I had a genie, so I could have THREE wishes

Granted but the genie is the image of Fran an freaks you out so you leg it

I wish stag do's didnt allow everyone to get bladdered so the next day men could function!

Ha! Granted but they function so well, their brains explode!

I wish it was a little cooler and more comfortable!

Granted but the sight of me makes you hot and bothered!

I wish you was here

True!

Granted!

Now I wish YOU was here!

Granted but i GTG




I wish we was in Spain

Granted, but Adam and Tina ghost us 24/7

I wish you would grace me with your presence

Ha!

Granted but my presence can only be for ten mins or so


I wish it was cooler tonight

Granted

But its so cool you start to get abit nip and cant close ur winda and freeze! Brrrrrrrrr!

I wish I was in my 20s!

Granted but then id be older than you and wouldnt entertain you and youd flip and want to reverse your wish but it'd be too late and you'd have to find another doll but that would disappoint you and then you'll spend your days pining


I wish i was taller

*Head spins for real* but I like the more matu......oh you really dont know anything about me do you! Minty t1t! Sort a get to know me questionnaire out


Granted, but your so tall, TOO tall infact, that when you stand in front of me your tats are my parasol

I wish I could put the Doritos down fs <3

Lmao!

Granted but cos your fat you go for another Nandos and end up feeling sick all night


I wish ppl wouldnt make fun of me

Who was/is making fun of ya ?!?!

Granted - but people not only stopped making fun of you, they stopped talking to ya all together!! (Shock horror!!)

I wish my shoulder pain would **** off !!!!

Granted but it leaves you, ends up in my shoulder, so i hit you over ya fat head causing greater pain!

I wish i had endless wishes

Granted- but your endless wishes begin to hold no value and you wished you could go back to wishing and wanting things.

I really REALLY wish it was cooler tonight!

Granted but you get too cold and freeze for a week


I wish i could sleep

Granted - But you over sleep having terrible nightmares which you cant wake up from!

I wish this storm would hurry up!!