It's clear to see,
We may need a ref,
Sommmmmebody is chirping,
I wonder is it steph,
She needs straightened out,
Talks clearly out her bangle,
No doubt looks ridiculous,
From that camera angle!
Now pit he's started posting,
Where he gets it I dunno,
Maybe years of listening to paula,
Has made his mind go slow,
Guevara pops his head in,
Thinks he's cool coz he's come back,
Personally I don't give a toss,
I'm only here for the craic!
But I suppose it'll all make sense,
When the right meds are prescribed,
And then things will quieten down again,
When this great wee site has died,
So enjoy it while it's here,
Make the most and have good fun,
It'll also help the cause, to ignore,
Paula talkin..out her bum!!

Is it lets pick on Steph night??

I thot you got off lightly,
Paula usually gets the brunt,
but that's no way, to talk about pete,
coz we know he's a silly wee...runt!

Cheers steph x

Now youre being mean to everyone!! Meany

Hes right Steph it's usually me
Skitting me height an me size 3
Its your turn now that your here
Leaving me well in the clear

Its my turn now you say,
To let Hip have his way,
I will just ignore it wont take offence,
When Hip chirps up with his nonsense!

Steph's a snowflake,
A big one, a belter,
I'm gonna stop writing these,
She's bein a melter!
I'm pretty sure she's lovely,
In fact I'd say ace,
I'll apologise now,
Hide myself...a disgrace

Awwwwwwwwww hahahaha


No Hippy don't stop, just keep going
She's good for banter itll keep her glowing
I still need the break, please just for a week
I'll be nice to you, me friendly geek

Hippesville thanks for the apology,
Im sure youll now stop being mean to me,
Lets start again and we can be friends,
Its all finished now, lets forget about it, the end

Oh thanks haha

Can one of you ladies show that sassy little number how to insert a tampon please?

Thanks for your assistance

It would help if you could elaborate
So we now what were posting, cheers mate
Whose the number that you call sassy?
Or are ya messing an being trashy

Hahaha

She's missed out on her meds,
There's no end to the keek,
She rarely shows up now,
Spoutin off about a week!
Social Services have been called,
The Forums were fecked,
Her Ladyship disappeared,
Totally guilty...of neglect

Who me?hahahaha

Surprised?
Unlikely,
Looking,
Unsightly!

Oh back to pick on Paula hey
I only got a break for a day
Well i cant take it, so to speak
So carry on your ginger geek

Is your meant to be you,
Or is it meant to be you're,
Simply cannot make sense,
What you talk is manure!

Manure it might be
But look can you see
Poems are thriving
Paula is jiving



WOOSI

love the poems.....


I cant think of anymore