2 fish in a tank. One says to the other "you man the gun, I'll drive"

what did one traffic light say to the other?

Don't look I'm changing!

Two accountants in line at the bank when some robbers pull out guns and tell everyone to line up so they can take their money

One accountant says here and hands something to the other accountant. He says "what is it?"

"It's the 50 bucks I owe you"

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Really??? Is that how low and shallow this site has become? Let's now find it humorous to post discriminatory sentences about handicapped & physically disabled people.

I don't think you'd appreciate being called 'thank you' (gracias) if you had no legs. Seriously this is disgusting, to even witness such tripe and trash. Mods, how have these not been moderated? Aren't you meant to moderate posts which may cause/bring any offence to others? I do not find taking the mickey out of anyone acceptable especially those who are disabled. I have family who are unfortunately in that predicament... It's not bloody funny!

Absolutely disgraceful & to see it not even moderated is disgusting too!

Edited by forum moderator ab_rfc, at 00:07 Fri 29/04/16 (BST)

Its called Joking Ash but you take everything too seriously and this proves it. Like when people say crawl away and die or something on TV, its acting and don't really mean it.

i'm mentally handicapped but i take no offense at all, as i know its joking/acting

Fuunky, message CMM or Fastboysam mate, both tend to reply fairly quick, said it for ages, Contact Us is a waste of time. Got a Snooker Mod App from last year which hasn't been resolved and canceled since

You can't really be this dense, can you?

Edited by forum moderator ab_rfc, at 00:08 Fri 29/04/16 (BST)

This support thread is currently considered resolved by the funky pool staff. Support threads are marked as resolved when waiting for your clarification or when all questions have been answered.

They clearly don't know what to say cause they know I'm right so I don't see any point m8 cause they'll just ignore my offline message as well. It says the support ticket is currently considered resolved but it's far from it as I'm still waiting for some answers.

I'd post my message but I know It will get me banned, although I wouldn't be surprised If i still get banned anyway lol.

Edited by forum moderator ab_rfc, at 00:09 Fri 29/04/16 (BST)

Lol you have to feel for the poor bloke, hes obviously had a very sheltered life and wasn't even aware of what a joke is so give him a break lads

Nah. I think hes had enough of a break. What a thing he is. Just cause his own "superb team" ,which in my view will win nothing again this season along with the rest of us regular teams, has nothing to say on his thread he has to come on and have a pop on everyone else's. It was great to see the JOKES come in yesterday and liven up the thread. No problems my end cause i know what a joke is and as it goes so does Ash.......

Edited by forum moderator fastboysam, at 14:09 Fri 29/04/16 (BST)

DFE is winning Sl and killer.

Edited by forum moderator fastboysam, at 14:09 Fri 29/04/16 (BST)

Animal Cruelty and Taking Micky out of Blind people? this should be in Private!