I have never laughed so hard in my life.

me 2 that was great lmfao

your all a bunch of idiots cos im the 1 that fell off. . .it was a single decker and the bus was doin bout 10 mile an hour. . i didnt land on a police car but i did land on a cars bonnet. . i broke my coller bone. . so dnt take the p-i-s-s outa my best m8 and if u look on top of a single decker bus u'll see two big lums that stick out theyre called air vents u buch of protentious b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s.

I thought u died.......phoar what is that smell........oh sorry it's BULLSH!T

wot in gods name was u doin on top of a bus? i point the finger at u coz ur the idoit and u clearly need help.

So this is what you do in all your spare time? Nice one, im sure if i had a life like yours i'd love to jump on bus's and break my collar bone every once in a while. You're a real guy ya know that ;-)

EDIT: Ive never seen a bus go 10 mph down a main road, explain.

Edited at 22:36 Sat 9/07/05 (BST)

when i made a sandwitch and put the butty in the sink butter in the bin and knife in the fridge....

Edited at 22:40 Sat 9/07/05 (BST)

That woulda been so funny to see, I bet you were crying with laughter?

master_01 - User
(1 post) 20:56 Sat 9/07/05 (BST)

your all a bunch of idiots cos im the 1 that fell off. . .it was a single decker and the bus was doin bout 10 mile an hour. . i didnt land on a police car but i did land on a cars bonnet. . i broke my coller bone. . so dnt take the p-i-s-s outa my best m8 and if u look on top of a single decker bus u'll see two big lums that stick out theyre called air vents u buch of protentious b-a-s-t-a-r-d-s.

So let me get this right, you jumped onto a single decker bus in which the driver didn't notice you then it set off at 10 miles an hour, no offense but I've never been on a bus that goes that slow then you drop off it onto a bonnet of someone just get up and walk off?

the bus was turning a corner thats why i fell off it was doin 10mph round a corner and no i didnt get up and walk off i layed on the bonnet crying with pain untill the ambulance came then when i was in hospital the police came to see me and gave me a fat lecture......and how wld the driver see wen we were on top of the bus shelter waitin 4 it to cum in the DARK......and bimbo who said i died no 1 u r jus a thick blonde....

but the funniest 1 was wen me n my m8 mitchel hid in an abandoned house...(went through a broken window) then my other m8 got ginja ninja to go in wid him he tld him to open the cuboard to look for tools left by builders that were fixing it up and wen he did we jumped out scared the s-h-i-t
outa him and he literally p-i-s-s-e-d him self>>>>he really did p-i-s-s himself it was sooooooo funny...he wldnt come out for a week cos he was so embaressed

you day dream alot..

Yeah, i remember one time in vietnam, we told one of our friends to look in that bush, so we went behind it (we were a foot away from him when we walked into the bush and he didnt realise). Then jumped out and he pooped himself, literally POOPED himself, you saw a huge lump running down his leg, it eventually came outta his khaki's...Then he dropped his AK without the safety catch on and it went off and blew his nads off, I SLASHED MYSELF LAUGHING HAHAHAHAH

You said you wouldn't tell anyone delonge........

:-(

your all sad w-a-n-k-e-r-s who do nothin betta but sit on this stupid, useless piece of s-h-i-t site all f-u-c-k-i-n-g day

lmao simon a sense of humour and master_01 if its so s h i t why are you on it?

playerx's mum works the street 24-7 she dont need 2 eat food she just eats fat c-o-c-k-s and her own fat which i must say is almost gone...........she eats alot

playerx's mum works the street 24-7 she dont need 2 eat food she just eats fat c-o-c-k-s and her own fat which i must say is almost gone...........she eats alot

it was in school i and didnt do any work four 2 lesson i was on a debate not to dod any work and the techer said to me where ur work and i said soz i lost it and she said u just set some work and i went that work and i siad my dog eat it.... then she said come bk at lunch time and i went wtf and i might be busy i was lmao 4 ages

master 01 next to get banned..