i want 2 hear about ur accidents or others stacks or stuff have fun

2 start this off
1 time i woz walking down the street and saw a group of chavs and the first 1 fell over and the rest followed i cracked up and chucked milk at them most of them were crying lmafo hw sad r they??????!!!!!!

once i ran into a washing line hahaha

when i seen 0_mighty_bri run in to a washing line hahaha

lmao how can u run in2 a washin line ? nice 1 any1 else i 2 need a laugh share more more mmmoooooooooooahahahaahhahahaahahaha??

just for you cirax... remeber in yr 11 when i shut gozzo's head in the door and made him cry

sounds like a nice thing to do to ur m8.

that woz sooooooooooooooooo funny he cryed like a baby and it woz so tempting 2 poke him witha sharp stick and make him cry even more lmao jew

i climbed on top of a bus shellter with my m8 and waited for a bus.....wen 1 came we both jumped on the top of it and bus surfed for bout a mile....then we went rnd a corner a bit fast i grabed onto an air vent but he fell off straite on to a police car....that was well funny

lmao i wish i could of seen that lmao

asif he actually done that what a retard,
ps, bet hes a chav

ginjaninja - User
(2 posts) 15:08 Thu 7/07/05 (BST)

i climbed on top of a bus shellter with my m8 and waited for a bus.....wen 1 came we both jumped on the top of it and bus surfed for bout a mile....then we went rnd a corner a bit fast i grabed onto an air vent but he fell off straite on to a police car....that was well funny

Yeah I bet.

I thought the beginning was quite plausible... but a police car? and surely he broke his neck falling off a moving bus? Egit.

I wouldn't say it was the funniest, but when I was about 14/15 we gate crashed some party. We'd been at the pub down the road and inevitably got IDed and chucked out. We were sitting on the pub wall and we could hear music coming from a house across the street. My friends Gaz and Owen walked in first, and Gaz (who's a very smooth talker, it needs to be said) was asked "Who invited you? Was it Dave?". He said "Yeah Yeah we're mate's of Dave". They went to the kitchen and lifted a crate of Becks. Nice steal. I thought I'd go in with them, and at the time I wore glasses so Gaz thought it would be a good disguise to wear them (god knows why). So there I am, crashin some party trying to nick their booze (Owen snatched a box of XXXX second time round) with seriously reduced vision.

We get caught on the way out don't we (of course) and whilst they get told to "F*ck off" I'm stumbling round trying to find the exit! The polite gentleman kindly gripped my arm and literally threw me out (got a nasty bruise on the arm the day after). The positives? Lots of beer. The negatives? A sore arm and some stretched glasses thanks to Gaz's fat head : (

Yeah the first bit was believable.. climbing onto a bus shelter with a mate then when he mentioned jumping on it, it just ruined it...

Edited at 04:30 Fri 8/07/05 (BST)

Ohhh and another one. It didn't happen to me, but it happened to the girl I was going out with at the time. I had a free house and we were getting down to it in the front room. During it, I thought it'd be a good idea to go the kitchen and fetch the kitchen roll holder. As you all know it's a pretty phallic shaped object. I put a condom on it and got to work. Memories : )

This is the funniest thing that every happened to me, i jumped on top of a double decker bus yeah (about an 80 foot drop) and the fall left a dent abover the driver's compartment, luckily he turned a blind eye to it (this was with one of my friends). Then we SURFED for about 1000 miles to manchester, (from london) then we finally came to a chicain, i held on to nothing but thin air for dear life. The bus was going at 100 mph when i finally fell off, no biggy. Then a police car came by and arrested me, i later found out that my friend had died from falling off the bus at 50 mph onto someones lawn in some dogs muck. And i got a prison sentence!!! I mean jesus christ! Frankly im glad my friend died cos he deserves it for falling off, all i can do is laugh at him for dying at 50 mph hahahah.

Edited at 11:50 Sat 9/07/05 (BST)

Best I've ever read in my life, I was giggle fitting for bout 2 minutes straight and still am now..

Its true, it iant a laughing matter...