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Whats red but smells like blue paint?

Umm don't think this is right but - red paint - don't think paint smells different per color

correct

Oooh forgot about this, anyone wanna have a go?

I'll go

What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

Hard one, i cant think of anything

its gotta be some other meaning of down and up other than movement...

:o

umberella

There is a seven letter word in the english language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters. What is the word?

i want all of the words... no cheating

No idea but I'm looking forward to the answer

lol that ones old; therein: the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

---- Whats meaner than the Devil, but better than god. Poor people have it. Rich people want it. If you eat it you will die.

nothing :D
btw thats the answer "nothing"

someone else go

I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?

chaos man hiway make em harder

the answer is finger nail

someone else go

Errrrm excuse you argo , for a start i aint a man , and stop googling the answers

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? XD

the names AGRO and i aint googling them im not like that....

i get my friend to do it for me

Either me or you, Zak

eres 1 fer yah: What is Grey and hads a trunk?


PS its outta a xmas cracker... lol

dnooo

A motorway?