seems fry has issued orders,
for me to post some keek,
am finding life quite difficult,
no funky for nearly a week!!!!!!

so here i am! am posting,
withdrawal has been tough,
i haven't even got much time,
can never be enough

my kate she's been on postin,
i guess miracles will never cease!!!!
tis amazin wot the vodka does,
gave her balls to write a piece!!!

and then to our leader paula,
who gave off some time ago,
seems i've been forgiven,
hope my bum don't feel her toes!!

now heres the problem people,
my internet is well duffed,
cold turkey ain't that good for me,
so funky has been stufffed.

i need a new provider,
talktalk can kiss my butt,
they're customer care is crappy,
am going slowly nuts.

don't know when i'll be back here,
maybe never......hooray ya cheer,
if thats the case you know i'll be.........
drowning in cider and beer

lastly fellow poets,
am glad to see it's alive,
just keep on posting poems,
just like my m8 wee fry

keep errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LIT!

for a week now i been feeling blue
a lil bit lost that much is true
but now im smiling
and u know why
its all cozza u my lovely irish guy

I aint irish

guess i'll be goin may visit ya's soon,
got no funky access from my living room,
so fry keep er lit yer doin us proud,
have still got my angel....can still hear her she's loud!

xxx

oi !!!!!

mwah

No denying that she is
And she bubblier than buck fizz
We wish you a speedy return
For ur poetic rubbish u do churn
I'll do ma best on here
Hopefully have some1 grinning ear to ear
Till your back gaz to post some rhymes
Good luck through your funky hard times

The one night i can stay on
Everyone seems to have gone
Was it something i said?
Or do i smell like im dead?

Im all alone
No one to aid in a moan
jeez i may have to play some pool
Bet i look like a funky fool

Aw hope u get ya internet sorted soon Hippy :)

Great poems btw guys



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Fry

It going well so for now
Potted a ball... dont ask how
Uk 8 torny am in
somehow didnt end in the bin

2nd round at least
Deserve a little feast
Normally get knocked out
Might even put this on games shout

Well done Fry keep er lit
Carry on playing for a bit
You may even go on to win
Post ya dedi with my name in

No i cant as im out
Lost to a mate so i aint gunna pout
I wudda given u a dedi as u asked
But im the wrong guy for such a thing to be tasked

Oh never mind maybe next time
But now ur out do another rhyme
Add sum spice give us a twirl
Thats an order from just some girl

Pfft u wont catch me twirling
If i do i'll end up hurling
So this is my dedi to u
And all the other poems i may do
Hope they are worthy of such a tag
Cos i really dnt want u losing ur rag

Oh give us a twirl just the one
Please Fry, oh come on!
It wont hurt all that much
Stop being a little wuss (ooer haha)

Like i said, its just not me
Id look like a monstrossity
dont be shocked by the posh word
am quite brainy... aint ya heard??

Oh fair enuff please yaself
Stay there sittin on the shelf
Brainy? Like a magic wand?
Me? im just a dizzy blonde

I quite like the dizzy blonde
Alot of men are also fond
No need to judge by hair colour
People like you make things fuller
Bet you make everybody smile and grin
Which tbh is always a win

So here im back
Give this poetry another crack
Have to say was nice to see
The irish mans poetry
Guess we will have to wait a little longer
But i bet he comes back stronger

Modern technology is a wonderful thing
Apart from when it acts like a ding
So keep the chin up
As theres always alcohol to sup

Well im back
Dont have a heart attack
I see i didnt miss much
Guess your all losing your touch

Who am i to comment i spose
Only just really started posting so who knows
Well i need a coffee
So guess im offee

From my house and to my car, Im driving in the rain
I stop and check into this place, gave my reg and name
Lay my suitcase in the room, It smelt like stilton cheese
Windows open, JD's out, ashtray on my knee's

Quiet thoughts filled the room, as I sat and drank in piece
Time passed more, I began to hope my nerves would decrease
Checking my watch its getting late, I headed to shower and shave
Good ol' jack had entered my blood, as I started to feel brave

Smirking in the mirror as I button my shirt, Im looking rather dash
Before leaving I search for my phone, coat, my wallet and cash
Walking the dark road Im nearing the place, an old battered hall
Music hit my ears from afar, as I smoked against the brick wall

A huge old tatty building, with Ivy growing, hugging the bricks
Crooked wooden double doors, uneven ground, built in 1966
I entered with a smile, as the heat hit my cold face, nervously late
Crowds of smiles everywhere, but the bar I could not wait

A long oak wooden bar, catching me from across the room
I floated with my cheeky grin, whilst the music began to boom
I noticed past the crowd, of dancing drunken birds
A sweet looking thing, that choaked me up in words

An hourglass figure standing at the bar, composed and still
Short black dress, long straight hair, that was all untill...
I creeped up behind, looting her eyes with my palm
she jumped up and giggled, interrupting her quiet and calm