ive lost my words,
and can not play
oh god please help
points given away

but 10 man killer has just started
might get it done before the end of the day
jokes gettin cracked, and balls getting potted
and skippy pretending hes g a y :P

so now it comes down 2 my last part
ive made up well i think
20 days later and im still here
watching the balls go dink dink dink

he's playin in killer
and i'm there too
gonna give him a lesson
and he knows it's true

we're mates for the season
so he'd better be tough
together we'll conquer
and drink and stuff

til day 1 of the football
we'll be nice as pie
but i'm man utd
i'll be watchin toon get fried

man u 1st game of the season away bring it :D

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lol we'll see m8

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Edited by forum moderator lewisere69, at 23:29 Thu 22/07/10 (BST)

made anuva chum today,
she's g from way down under,
why she bothers i dunno
it really makes me wonder!

have been on MSN u know
it's new fangled stuff to me
people ask all sorts weird things
tis scary wot u see.

but anyways i'll keep er lit
some fun to be had am sure
might learn something ya never know
but will i still be pure?

hippes u crack me up bud hahahahaha

anyway

we have a boy, his name unknown
he posts his poems throughout
hes an amzing lad,with a banta to love
he also thinks hes a lout

but little boy wonder
just keep on walking
cos your rubbish at pool
but i like your talking!

now just who would you be dissin?
i hope it isn't me!
i'll sort you out and fix yer face
no more soup for yeee

am glad yer back among us tho
have missed you on this thread
our poets have deserted us
alas the thread's near dead

so paula where's yer lyrics?
smurf can do some too
donna is ignoring this
seems like it's me and you

there was a young fella called skippy,
who loved to wear lots of lippy,
master pool said 'hellloooo',
asked where he wanted to go,
so they kissed and then went to the chippie.

donna is a young girl.
she liked to play around!
until she met her 'hippesville',
true love was really found

the keek just keeps a flowin lol

PSML hahahhahaha really made me giggle like a little girl

so now u know its me and u
were just gettin ready to go
this threeads full up, of people like us
hippesville and the agro

were slamming them down
in the threads that here
jump up and down
weve had to much beer

so i am clumsy
andd i am drunk
who u looking at
i know your a punk

Ha Ha @ ^^^^ your a worry sometimes

There is a bloke from ireland
he always keep me smilin.

With his insane ways
and the cheeky style
you beats the poms by a mile .

You brighten up this funky game
and without you
it wouldnt be the same




~ Get Ur Floaties on Hippes ~

well hokey smokies donna's back
she says to swim but i aint doin that!
she can pay the fare then that'll do
i'll even buy her decent shoes!

i spoke to dan and he's ok
he's missing pool but he can't play
when he comes back u better watch
because the good'uns never lose their touch!

There was a young fellow called Binn
Who was so excessively thin
That when he essayed
To drink lemonade
He slipped through the straw and fell in.

Double post

TV Star?!

hmmm just played a clan match
and my captain came to see,
he'd asked could he record it,
said that's no probs to me.

so will have to look for later
for hippesville playin pool,
check out all the shots i played
see if i look cooooool!

i think i ran the rack once
no doubt matt missed that one,
but sure we'll have a laugh you know
it's all just funky-fun

There was a young lady called Steph,
Whose clan league was simply the best,
she makes my heart flutter,
even tho' she's a nutter,
she just ain't showin me no interest .

Aww bless ya aint you lovely

ill show ya interest hehe

there was a young fella called hippes,
who couldn't resist steph's lips,
he took her out to dine,
on fine food and wine,
then made her pay while he got the tips

pmsl @ that one

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