What number is evelen? Last time I checked 1 and 1 was eleven Pete

Lol think Pit has been drinking again

Lol think Pit has been drinking again

Has Smurf been drinking again, double post?

Im good pit you?

doesn't 1 and 1 equal 2?

Dont laugh at me right

But i



It HURT

i won £25 at bingo tonight woop woop

AND

i had £2 on meat raffle for fun an won on that to i chose the beef i like my meat i do hehe

Hi Potty how are you?

He meant how did i hurt my knee. I'm now in a splint and crutches

Oh charming! I make one little spelling mistake and I'm drunk as a fart! nice!

Haha

Morning everybody, clear sky's, suns out on this beautiful saturday morning, footy tomorrow, town tonight and 10 days away next saturday in the sun, sea and...gutters!

Im feeling pretty happy How's everyone doing today?

How's the cripples doing?

lol I'm ok thanks Pete. Just hobbling about!

How are you?

Haha!

I'm ok thanks mate, heading into town soon, mothers birthday tuesday!

May have a swift few while I'm down there, Its gotta be done!

Wooo sun is still shining

went to town fete thingy yest an i got me two reall cute teddy's i love me teds yano lol

today off out to watch footy wooo

Some inspiration for the team from the Mayor of London






In his defence, he got the ball

So we're out, Thanks to those bunch of over paid, over hyped pre madonna's! and where the hell was Rooney?...useless.

Oh well, Afternoon everybody

yup,its all over and done with anyway movin on. hows is everybody ??

Rooney was asleep lol

I watched it at club on huge screen was painful to watch lol

gonna have fun tonight its bfs bday and i arrange summat and he dont know hehe

"That's it son, open your legs, let's see what you've got"

Ron Atkinson about Michael Owen

"There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire."
Murray Walker, who else

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"
Brian Johnston on a ball from West Indies Michael Holding, bowling to England's Peter Willey

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
Steve Ryder

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in yellow."
Motty

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
Mike Hallett

"This is really a lovely horse; I once rode her mother."
Ted Walsh

"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
James Allen interviewing F1's Ralf Schumacher.

"Moses Kiptanui; the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago."
David Coleman

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
El Tel, Terry Venables

"Over now to Nigel Starmer-Smith, who has had seven craps as scrum-half for England."
Jimmy Hill

"More football later, but first - let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final."
Des Lynam, love it

"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."
Brian Moore

Hi!

Just a quick one from me cos im soooooooo tired, had a messy weekend and ive got no voice
Gunna have a quick browse then am off.
Hope ur all ok

Good evening Paua

Low Smurfy, you ok?

Well, apart from injuring my knee, I'm fine