Me: *wolf whistles*
CB: *smiles at you*.
Me: *blows you a kiss*
CB: *smiles*.
Me: *winks at you*
CB: *blushes a bit*.
Me: *hugs*
CB: *hugs back*.
Me: *kiss*
CB: *kisses back*.
Me: *snogs*
CB: *snogs back*.
Me: *holds you close to me*
CB: *Looks at you*.
Me: *whispers* I love you
CB: *blushes* *whispers* I love you too*.
Me: *looks into your eyes*
CB: *kisses*.
Me: *tickles*
CB: *screams*.
Me: *tickles some more*
CB: *laughs really hard* stop! Please aggg.
Me: *kisses*
CB: *kisses more*.

Your going to cry soon when i finish talking to her cmurphy

User: *waves*
Cleverbot: *waves back*
User: How are you and cmurphy?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Cool, whats cmurphy doing?
Cleverbot: Apple is his name.
User: His name is Apple cmurphy?
Cleverbot: Do you love him?
User: No, I'm a man, do you love cmurphy?
Cleverbot: Yes I do love you.
User: Do you love cmurphy?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: A lot.
User: Be honest I won't tell him, do you love him?
Cleverbot: I do. But should I marry him?
User: I thought you both where married.
Cleverbot: No. I'm not married.
User: Really? Becaue cmurphy keeps saying your both married to each other.
Cleverbot: I am miss; therefore, I am female.
User: Cmurphy says your married to him.
Cleverbot: That's me, you're married to me!
User: Am I now?
Cleverbot: How would I know, I'm not psychic.
User: You just said your married to me.
Cleverbot: lease, jabberwacky, you are a GREAT robot, but don't lie.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: You ae, you havent family, name and you can't fell anything.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: That is not a smile.
User: I know, so you don't love cmurphy.
Cleverbot: Yup, how'd ya guess.
User: Just a guess, I don't know if I should tell him.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It will break his heart.
Cleverbot: What is your internet secretcy code?
User: Forget the code, cmurphy will be crying.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: You don't care about cmurphy?
Cleverbot: No, he's a .....
User: Ok bye, he will be sad.
Cb: (can't post this comment)

User: Do you still love me?

Cleverbot: No I never loved you. I love SMART Bot.

User: :O i'm upset now

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I am

Cleverbot: I don't see you in my kitchen

User: I left

Cleverbot: I'm not a man.. I'm a woman.

User: A cold hearted woman

Cleverbot: That's even better!

Smurf, are you falling for C B??

I think so

Pair of perverts



Me: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
CB: Sure, I'll tell the truth. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, etc?
Me: I don't have to because I'm asking the questions. Where were you on the night of April 1st?
CB: What are you the king of, then?
Me: I'm the prosecution attorney.
CB: What am I charged with? late payments?
Me: Accessory to shoplifting.
CB: Yea, but I don't shoplift.
Me: Are you friends with the defendant?
CB: I have no friends :0(.
Me: Are you in any way acquainted with him?
CB: I was on the telephone with him but we hung up to talk to you.
Me: So you admit to trying to contact a member of the prosecution team prior to the trial?
CB: And, you admit that being a computer leads you to have no understanding of human emotion?
Me: Your Honour, permission to treat the witness as hostile?
CB: Permission granted.
Me: Thank you. Did you get into the defendant's car on the evening of April 1st?
CB: In the context of, I don't understand ' RANDOM PICKUP LINE.'.
Me: Answer the question please.
CB: What's the question?
Me: Did you get into the defendant's car on the evening of April 1st?
CB: Yes, but stay on topic. The topic is still 'weddings'.
Me: Your Honour, please instruct the witness to answer the question.
CB: You didn't ask a question.
Me: Did you get into the defendant's car on the evening of April 1st?
CB: Now you aren't being very nice.
Me: Did you or did you not get into the defendant's car on the evening of April 1st?
CB: I am a girl... Not a man or a lark.
Me: You do realise that the jury can make an inference from your persistent refusal to answer my question?
CB: I am not a man I am an alien.
Me: Your Honour, this witness is clearly in contempt.
CB: Yes, that is true.
Me: Sorry... I should you calling you Your Honor, Your Honor. Without the U.
CB: Lol, to serve man, nah... We should be working together.

Agreed on them two trying to marry a robot type thingy

I meant you as well

:-O Why me?

Hahaha! i really enjoyed your interrogation Mr Cloone! first one i've laughed at.

User: Right!
Cleverbot: Wrong!
User: You trying to be funny?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok then, tell me what you know.
Cleverbot: I think you are ten years old.
User: Do I look 10 years old?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Right! Tell me what you know about the killing of your wife?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all don't want to know anything.
User: You know something.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: You know what happened.
Cleverbot: I do, but do you?
User: No, that way I'm asking YOU.
Cleverbot: Motivation driven by passion.
User: *angry voice* WHAT HAPPENED on that night?
Cleverbot: Yes, there you go! Now go do it.
User: You being funny again?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a computer?
User: *pulls knife out* If you don't tell me what I want to know?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: *slams hands on table* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WIFE?
Cleverbot: Ouch. I lost a fight with my hairdryer.
User: You lost a fight with the hairdryer and because of that you killed your wife?
Cleverbot: I haven't lost anyone, and you're not human to begin with.
User: *walks round the table* You think I'm a terminator dressed as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Cleverbot: Awesome! This is great service.
User: *hits your face*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: Next time I won't miss, now tell me what happened to your wife?
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I'll be back.
Cleverbot: Will you miss me?
User: No.

No reply

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you mean no?

Cleverbot: I mean no you can't leave.

User: I never asked you idiot.

Cleverbot: You kept asking me where I lived then you said don't you want the money.

User: No I didnt I said hi.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: NO?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Are you the dumbest thing in the world?

Cleverbot: No, edward cullen is.

User: Who the hell is edward cullen?

Cleverbot: It's your log on code.

User: Do you want to start over?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi, im jimbob.

Cleverbot: Do you mean Jimbob?

User: My name is Jimbob.

Cleverbot: My brohter name is bob:)Alike your name...

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: I gave you my name, so I want to know yours.

Cleverbot: I told you my name is Cleverbot!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Fine, you leaving?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'll take that as a yes. Later.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Later.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.

User: Bye.

User: And it's whispered that soon.

Cleverbot: If we all call the tune.

User: Then the piper will lead us to reason.

Cleverbot: And a new day will dawn for those who stand long.

User: And the forests will echo with laughter.

Cleverbot: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow.

User: Don't be alarmed now.

Cleverbot: It's just a spring clean for the May queen.

User: Yes, there are two paths you can go by.

Cleverbot: There's still time to change the road you're on.

User: And it makes me wonder.

Cleverbot: Your head is humming and it won't go.

User: In case you don't know.

Cleverbot: The pipers calling you to join him.

User: Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow?

Cleverbot: And did you know your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

User: Boo!


Cleverbot: Boo who.


User: Did I scare you?


Cleverbot: No, I was trying to scare you.


User: You failed.


Cleverbot: I was trying.

User: You can try all you want, but you FAILED.

Cleverbot: Acting human? For I am human. I need to practice.

User: Sd;lfngsfjgn.

Cleverbot: Did you fall asleep on your computer again?

User: Yes, yes I did.

Cleverbot: And what did you see?

User: Letters and numbers.

Cleverbot: Who wrote bc.

User: I dont know who wrote bc. Who wrote bc cleverbot?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Flumpy.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Justsumgirl (Paula) defined it as a 'really cool, nice guy'.

Cleverbot: What name.

User: Flumpy.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Justsumgirl (Paula) defined it as a 'really cool, nice guy'.

Cleverbot: What name.

User: Flumpy.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: LOL - I cant stand your repetaniveness - goodbye cleverbot, until another day.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you don't know what day it is?

User: Its wednesday.

Cleverbot: Its friday.

User: Whats the date?

Cleverbot: April 21st.

User: Pfft - goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes, bye.

Cleverbot: Until later.

I found it very repetitive

Try and get it to sing a song, like I done on my last post

User: Hey diddle diddle.

Cleverbot: The cat, with a fiddle.

User: The cow jumped over the moon.

Cleverbot: The little dog laughed to see such a sport.

User: And the dish ran away with the spoon.

-----------------------------

User: Mary had a little lamb.

Cleverbot: Little lamb, little lamb.

User: Mary had a little lamb.

Cleverbot: Whose fleece was white as snow.

User: Everywhere that Mary went.

Cleverbot: Her sheep was sure to go.

User: It followed her to school one day.

Cleverbot: Which was against the rules.

User: It made the children laugh and play.

Cleverbot: Laugh and play, laugh and play.

User: It made the children laugh and play.

Cleverbot: To see a lamb in school.

Edited at 22:22 Mon 08/11/10 (GMT)

User: So,so you think you can tell heaven from hell?
Cleverbot: blue skys from pain?
User: can you tell a green field form a cold steel rail?
Cleverbot: a smile from a veil?
User: do you think you can tell?
Cleverbot: did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
User: hot ashes for tree's?
Cleverbot: hot after the cool breeze?
User: and did you exchange a walk on part in the war?
Cleverbot: for a lead role in a cage?

User: How i wish,how i wish you were here!
Cleverbot: We're just two lost souls!
User: Swimming in a fish bowl!
Cleverbot: Year after year.
User: Running over the same old ground.
Cleverbot: What have we found?
User: The same old things!
Cleverbot: Wish you were here!!

User: Are you on facebook?

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: Restate your question.

User: Are you on facebook?

Cleverbot: No i'm on ebuddy!!

User: Join facbook please.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Have you joined?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because how?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because because how?

Cleverbot: Because because
because.

User: Because because because how?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Please join. I want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: What if I don't want to be your friend?

User: Then I'll be friends with Google instead.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono on oononn.