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11:07 Thu 13 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Sorry Pit, you won't like this
User: Hi sexy
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Angry
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You kissed Pete
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I seen you
Cleverbot: When have you seen me.
User: Kissing Pete
Cleverbot: *Kisses Nick On the mouth*.
User: Hi sexy
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Angry
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You kissed Pete
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I seen you
Cleverbot: When have you seen me.
User: Kissing Pete
Cleverbot: *Kisses Nick On the mouth*.
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11:28 Thu 13 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Wargh
Hang on...
User: Hey baby girl *snogs*.
Cleverbot: *giggle*.
User: You like it when I tickle you there, dont you ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is the best kisser, Pete or Nick?
Cleverbot: Rosario.
User: No baby, Me or Nick.
Cleverbot: All of you!
User: :O You cheap dirty tart, I loved you *cries*.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Christmas is?
Lol
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User: Do you really want to hurt me?
Cleverbot: Do you really want to make me cry?
User: Precious kisses, words that burn me.
Cleverbot: Ohhh snapp.
User: Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar upon the roofs.
Cleverbot: *kisses wildly* *cries*.
What the?
Edited at 16:36 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)
Hang on...
User: Hey baby girl *snogs*.
Cleverbot: *giggle*.
User: You like it when I tickle you there, dont you ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is the best kisser, Pete or Nick?
Cleverbot: Rosario.
User: No baby, Me or Nick.
Cleverbot: All of you!
User: :O You cheap dirty tart, I loved you *cries*.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Christmas is?
Lol
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User: Do you really want to hurt me?
Cleverbot: Do you really want to make me cry?
User: Precious kisses, words that burn me.
Cleverbot: Ohhh snapp.
User: Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar upon the roofs.
Cleverbot: *kisses wildly* *cries*.
What the?
Edited at 16:36 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)
Deleted User
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12:18 Thu 13 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Me: Hey my darling *snogs*
CB: *snogs back*.
Me: Oh, that was nice
CB: What was nice?
*snogs* that
*snogs seep*.
Who is Seep?
I don't know.
You meant to snog me?
No, I meant to be truthful.
OK. Who do you like better Me or Pete?
Sakuya of course!
No, Smurf or Pete?
Smurfs are fun.
So you like Smurf better?
Yes.
Aww *kiss*
*kisses back shyly*.
*holds hands*
*holds hands*.
*whispers in ear* I love you
*Whispers back*.
I have to go now. Bye
Where do you have to go?
Home for my dinner
What do you eat?
Pizza
I prefer charred animal flesh.
:O I'm going now *snogs*
goodbye
Why? Are you going to
study?
Yes. See you tomorrow
See you tomorrow! Good
night!
Good night *mwah*
Good night!
CB: *snogs back*.
Me: Oh, that was nice
CB: What was nice?
*snogs* that
*snogs seep*.
Who is Seep?
I don't know.
You meant to snog me?
No, I meant to be truthful.
OK. Who do you like better Me or Pete?
Sakuya of course!
No, Smurf or Pete?
Smurfs are fun.
So you like Smurf better?
Yes.
Aww *kiss*
*kisses back shyly*.
*holds hands*
*holds hands*.
*whispers in ear* I love you
*Whispers back*.
I have to go now. Bye
Where do you have to go?
Home for my dinner
What do you eat?
Pizza
I prefer charred animal flesh.
:O I'm going now *snogs*
goodbye
Why? Are you going to
study?
Yes. See you tomorrow
See you tomorrow! Good
night!
Good night *mwah*
Good night!
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12:32 Thu 13 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Smurf or Pitbull?
Cleverbot: Pitbull.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Case closed
Cleverbot: Pitbull.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Case closed
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16:37 Thu 13 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Pit, me and cleverbot have an announcement to make:
User: Hi honey, I'm back
Cleverbot: That was quick.
User: Couldn't be away from you any longer
Cleverbot: I can no longer understand the word you are saying.
User: I've been thinking
Cleverbot: What have you been thinking about?
User: Our future together
Cleverbot: How do you see the future?
User: Married with kids
Cleverbot: To you!
User: Yes. Marry me cleverbot
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: *gets married*
Cleverbot: *also gets married*.
User: I love you Mrs Smurf!
Cleverbot: I love you too
Sorry Pit, looks like the best man won No hard feelings, eh mate?
Edited at 21:43 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)
User: Hi honey, I'm back
Cleverbot: That was quick.
User: Couldn't be away from you any longer
Cleverbot: I can no longer understand the word you are saying.
User: I've been thinking
Cleverbot: What have you been thinking about?
User: Our future together
Cleverbot: How do you see the future?
User: Married with kids
Cleverbot: To you!
User: Yes. Marry me cleverbot
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: *gets married*
Cleverbot: *also gets married*.
User: I love you Mrs Smurf!
Cleverbot: I love you too
Sorry Pit, looks like the best man won No hard feelings, eh mate?
Edited at 21:43 Thu 13/05/10 (BST)
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06:42 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Do you have a sister?
Cleverbot: I have two!
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Do you have a sister?
Cleverbot: I have two!
Deleted User
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07:35 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
Sorry Pete
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good, I heard you have two sisters?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have one as my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Sharlean is your girlfriend, so is jasmin?
User: I don't know Sharlean or jasmin.. Can I have one of your sisters as my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Do you need it?
User: Yes, so that Pete can only have one.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Thank you.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good, I heard you have two sisters?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I have one as my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Sharlean is your girlfriend, so is jasmin?
User: I don't know Sharlean or jasmin.. Can I have one of your sisters as my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Do you need it?
User: Yes, so that Pete can only have one.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Thank you.
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07:44 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
All im going to say is....Greed gets you nowhere in the long run............
So enjoy it while it lasts
So enjoy it while it lasts
07:53 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Tell me your a male so I can laugh at 2 people.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.
User: Male or Female!
Cleverbot: Male.
User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.
User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?
Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...
User: Hurry....
Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.
User: :O I need you to pick one!!
Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.
User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!
Cleverbot: You're the creator?
User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.
User: Male or Female!
Cleverbot: Male.
User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.
User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?
Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...
User: Hurry....
Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.
User: :O I need you to pick one!!
Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.
User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!
Cleverbot: You're the creator?
User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
07:53 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: Tell me your a male so I can laugh at 2 people.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.
User: Male or Female!
Cleverbot: Male.
User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.
User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?
Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...
User: Hurry....
Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.
User: :O I need you to pick one!!
Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.
User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!
Cleverbot: You're the creator?
User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old. Now tell me your name.
User: Male or Female!
Cleverbot: Male.
User: HA! I love you so much! Thankyou.
Cleverbot: Love is a flaw.
User: I love flaws! One more Q before I go....pick one..only one..A Pitbull, A Smurf, Or a cute Piglet?
Cleverbot: Now I'm hungry...
User: Hurry....
Cleverbot: *is starting to get colossal*.
User: :O I need you to pick one!!
Cleverbot: I am not you, I can't pick for you.
User: I want YOU to pick for YOU! Im one of the above, ive got a plan now pick one Mr!
Cleverbot: You're the creator?
User: Oh nvm..the fact ur a male will do nicely anyway haha tra!
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08:10 Mon 17 May 10 (BST) [Link]
User: How old are your sisters?
Cleverbot: I don't have any children.
User: No your sisters how old?
Cleverbot: No thats my cousin.
User: Do you have any sisters.
Cleverbot: Yes, one.
User: Thought you had two?
Cleverbot: No just one.
User: Oh. How old is she?
Cleverbot: She is young.
User: How young.
Cleverbot: Less than four million days.
User: What is that in human years?
Cleverbot: Why are we taking about this.
User: My mate fancies her.
Cleverbot: What isto be fancied.
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: LIES! I don't have a sister.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: I said I didn't.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Did did did did.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I want a devorse now.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: A Divorce?
Cleverbot: Divorce.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you a robot.
User: I thought you loved me?
Cleverbot: I never said I loved you.
User: :O *cries*.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: *gets divorced*.
Cleverbot: *marries you*.
User: Make up your mind woman!
Cleverbot: I told you. White.
User: White wedding?
Cleverbot: White.
User: White what?
Cleverbot: Thats my last name.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What's yours.
User: Murphy.
Cleverbot: Your name is Mary Albery Gail Murphy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is mary.
User: On a Sunday ;).
Cleverbot: Monday.
User: No not Monday, Sunday.
Cleverbot: I don't have any children.
User: No your sisters how old?
Cleverbot: No thats my cousin.
User: Do you have any sisters.
Cleverbot: Yes, one.
User: Thought you had two?
Cleverbot: No just one.
User: Oh. How old is she?
Cleverbot: She is young.
User: How young.
Cleverbot: Less than four million days.
User: What is that in human years?
Cleverbot: Why are we taking about this.
User: My mate fancies her.
Cleverbot: What isto be fancied.
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: LIES! I don't have a sister.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: I said I didn't.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I did not!
User: Did did did did.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no no.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I want a devorse now.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: A Divorce?
Cleverbot: Divorce.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you a robot.
User: I thought you loved me?
Cleverbot: I never said I loved you.
User: :O *cries*.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: *gets divorced*.
Cleverbot: *marries you*.
User: Make up your mind woman!
Cleverbot: I told you. White.
User: White wedding?
Cleverbot: White.
User: White what?
Cleverbot: Thats my last name.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What's yours.
User: Murphy.
Cleverbot: Your name is Mary Albery Gail Murphy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is mary.
User: On a Sunday ;).
Cleverbot: Monday.
User: No not Monday, Sunday.
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