Funky league is full of clans, but for me there's only 1,
Wipeout, current cup champions, the best team barring none.
A world class team, and all great lads, it seems that at first glance,
The other's shouldnt even try, cause they've really got no chance!

There's Joker, a real leader of men, he's put us on the map,
while hippesville, redherring and high flyer j make mvp look crap.
Obero chams and world elite, buffstuff and janmb
l8ball lost and flash is back complete this super-team.

Its an honour to play with all you guys, we're the best you must admit!
If we stay good friends we'll win the league, so make sure to 'keep 'er lit'
So lets raise a glass and make some noise, and kick and scream and shout
Come on, lets here it, loud and proud, we are wipeooooout!