Oh thats great!

*looks around* anyone? anyone at all?

And so it came to pass - the crew decided that they wanted to be able to eat their Cadbury's Triple Chocolate Rolls safe in the knowledge that it would not be reappearing through their spacesuit (at least not through the front of it!! ) soon after.

Paula was taken to the ships surgery where Captain Cloone ordered that she be given a fatal dose of poison, however it was placed inside a Creme Egg and fed to her (after all he was not a heartless man). After scoffing the egg Paula soon passed away - a huge smile across her face!!

An autopsy was performed by JoJo to find out whether there had been anything wrong with Paula and hoping to show that she had been one of the alien killers...

aw sowwie paula , but hey at least you died with a smile on your face eating your favourite sweet

oi stop picking on my cooking christopher robin at least i know where my cooker is

The remaining crew members were in a state of disbelief. How could they have been so wrong?



They tried to go back to their normal duties and dispersed. Chief Navigator Jasondep felt queasy and needed to go to the bathroom. He headed off down the corridor before realising he had gone the wrong way and was now lost - he was always doing that!!

He eventually found his way back to the bathroom and entered it - not realising a dark presence had been following and watching him.

When Jasondep had finished on the toilet a feeling of relief came upon him (literally). He started to sing his favourite song he had heard from many, many years ago by a Tom Petty. His volume increased as he reached the chorus and as he started to belt out the title 'Into The Great Wide Open' he pushed the flush button.

'Whoooooosh' - Jasondep never knew what hit him as a sudden vacuum not only fired his waste out into deep space but him too. He never even had time to sing the next line let alone scream for help.

The dark presence watched as Jasondep's body floated off serenely into the blackness.

It was a while before the rest realised he was lost - when they did the debating recommenced in earnest.