Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

Why do artists never when they play football?
They keep drawing!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter!

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
The scenter spot!

I THINK FRANCE OR BRASIL OR PORTUGAL MIGHT WIN IT.
BUT FRANCE GOT A LITTLE CHANCE BECAUSE MOS OF THERE PLAYERES LEFT SO IT COULD BE BRASIL OR PORTUGAL,

PORTUGAL BRAZIL OR FRANCE OR ENGLAND LITTTLE CHANCE DOH FOR ENLAND AND FRANCE

i think football is a borin sport.

i love playing it and things like the world cup are enjoyable, but otherwise i agree, however if you dont like it dont post! i only post on the sport forums when something comes up that i wanna talk about

the world cups gonna be coooooooool lol

Scotland will qualify and "do a greece".

Northern Ireland all da way lol or mayb not! Im Guna av to say dat Brazil av got to b favourites der awsume! However if England can sort dem slves out dey cud av a chance a very slim chance tho!

brazil lost to mexico in the confederation cup and brazil had the main star players like ronaldinho, adriano, kaka etc...

Edited at 15:46 Wed 22/06/05 (BST)

Mexico look like a threat dey hammered brazil all ova da field! brazil dint seem to want to no in dat game bl00dy s*** dats y lol hehe ;-)