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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he
02:09 Sat 9 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen
04:51 Mon 11 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
hapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label
01:32 Wed 13 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on
23:57 Fri 22 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey
04:52 Sun 24 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't
04:18 Tue 26 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the
00:42 Wed 27 Feb 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious
01:44 Mon 4 Mar 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on
03:39 Tue 5 Mar 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its
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Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg
06:19 Sat 9 Mar 13 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.
Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead put the Turkey into the deep blue sea, and after he looked at it, he realised that although he had seen the label sticking on the Turkey, he didn't see the more obvious sticker on its leg that
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