Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in

the oven to bake poor Rudolph nose wasnt the only thing red that night as santa kicked him out

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Edited at 14:53 Fri 14/12/12 (GMT)

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Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the oven to bake poor Rudolph's nose wasn't the only thing red that night as Santa kicked him out of Jamaica's

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the oven to bake poor Rudolph's nose wasn't the only thing red that night as Santa kicked him out of Jamaica's beautiful

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Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended.

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He

Chapter VIII

Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke. At half ten he decided that it was time for breakfast, so he went to the cupboard and got some cinnamon biscuits with raisins. After dining, he went for some more biscuits but suddenly the door shut behind him. He looked at the window to see what was the weather was like. Spontaneously he decided that it was time to sing loudly, so loud that his microphone exploded within moments and fired shrapnel across the kitchen. Crawling across the floor, he screamed for Rudolf. Rudolf looked around the floor for Santa, only to see a huge sandwich dropped on top of Santa's nose. Santa sneezed and struggled to the table leg, he and Rudolf got stuck, and decided to free style into the bath together. The water was hot enough to make a grown elephant jump like kangaroos on bouncy castles. After cooling off they hopped around vigorously and sang until it started snowing. Santa started to pick his presents in his sledge, choosing the biggest one for the Snowman and the Elf, who he loved more than his beloved hamster. He thought, 'isn't Maureen the life of the party?'. It's just a shame he then decided to cancel Christmas.

Santa tried his best not to feel downhearted when Rudolf farted, but could only watch in dismay as he realised that he hadn't put his Christmas pudding in the bath like he intended. He instead