Sweet if nutters don't make champions then i may be forced to sign with someone better (i'm a berbatov )

lol wow this is just too funny

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Breaking News >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

mich_is_back has just confirmed that Clan Untouchables have signed 8ball UK specialist hotcoles on a free transfer. The Irish superstar had turned down numorous offers in the run up to the event after a rumour Untouchables were preparing a contract for him.

The signing follows the capture of Scottish ace ab_rfc the previous day. Both are believe to have signed long term contracts with the clan.

mich_is_back commented, "when steven and michael left the clan, i said our replacements would be of a higher calibre and i believe i have fulfilled my promise. "ste and mike to be frank are league two standard and were only in the clan in preparation for a similar event on snooker. "Of course our two new signings will make our squad look stronger and competition for places will be healthy."

Also rans captain warpath would make no comment on the deals as he burst out of ITZ HQ in tears crying for his mummy.

hotcoles added, "I knew this deal would happen and im glad i waited for the right offer. "Im gonna <removed> all over that warpath geeza when we face each other."

results from the other day in uk ranked...

hotcoles (0) ste (6)

well played lads

Lies, not on the results anyway so it dont count

Result from other day

hotcoles (7) egotistical (0)

No idea who's point I'm backing up here.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< BREAKING CLAN NEWS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A spokesperson from the Clan League HQ confirmed rumours started by an unknown person that there is an investigation underway into ITZ clan and Clan Untouchables apparently fielding the same player.

Rumours circulated late on wednesday night that mich_is_back, captain of the almighty Untouchables was also chip_fork, a bit part player for ITZ.

A brown envelope was pushed through Clan League HQ with two photos, one of mich and one of chippy. A note attached says this is conclusive proof that they are indeed one person.

madmiketyson is believed to be in a state of shock that this got past him, amid rumours he will step down if the scandal turns out to be true!

Below are photos of the two accused. FunkypoolClanNews (or whatever this newspaper/tv show that i signed up for on crap pay is called) wants your votes if they are the same person or not?





Voting closes tomorrow

Click click.

O_O twins if not the same person

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

oh my , isnt this a turn of events.

seems pretty conclusive

Hoping that's a bib you are wearing in that top pic miCHip_fork

More news coming in........poolh8r has been barred from playing in the fixture vs mean machines after his controversial late move to Nannerville.

master_pool was not happy at all with the defection after poolh8r claimed to have never signed anything with the clan. After hours (literally :/ ) of negotiations with master_pool a successful compromise of a ban from the fixture was agreed.

master_pool said, "its shocking, he should be banned for life for that."

princess25 alleged that death threats had been aimed at her and her family after the transfer whilst poolh8r said he wished he had never logged in today.

well thanks for the help mmt well i have been happy with the punishment which has been given and i my apologies go to princess25 and gl 2 ur clan

NANNERVILLE Villains will have vengeance!

oooooo you can feel the hatred between clans now. i love it

well new news has just entered that Nannerville captain princess25 and mean machines captain have had a fall out

a arguement occured over a few hours which got resolved 2 hours later the conditions were that poolh8r is a player at nannerville if he doesnt play his fixture agnst mean machine clan

also mean machines clan has captured a free agent who is currently in a medical to replace the wondering poolh8r the new player has been dubbed the new robinho ! who wil it be master_pool made no comment about the story!

who will the new capture!

Nannerville Villains excitedly await our next victims!

Let the wars being!!

Edited at 04:24 Thu 18/09/08 (BST)

come on the MEAN MACHINES

HEADLINES

*Breaking news for the Villains*

I just received a pm from our ex clan member. He says it was not him logged in earlier when "he announced quitting the Nannerville Villains" to Poolking1989.

"was my ex i'm sure..im logged in on this computer. don't worry about it. dont want to fight with my friend."

UL, the_thing

We are sorry but you have been replaced by the one and only Poolh8r.

Princess25
Reporting for Nannerville Eyewitness News

Edited at 04:33 Thu 18/09/08 (BST)