With numerous clans waiting until deadline day to get their players, there was alot of movement! This is transfer corrispondent fork with his view on all of the action!

While their is an ongoing investigation into warpaths and niall's last minute clan dealings, some saying they used the same dodgey agents that Big Sam and "Arry" Redknapp used, they have nodoubt come up trumps pulling off a massive tripple coup of ste_efc, virtuoso107 and tally.

There was also big movement in the RetroFusion camp with an big shock, bringing Derpatovski out of illusive retirement and back into funkypool action. RetroFusion also picked up salsa after he was released by blockheads following their withdrawal as a clan.

Due to some big losses, the Unbeatables launched 11th hour bids for both Chip_fork and _Niall_ to re-unite the latter with his old playing partner smithbit. Both declined the offer to join an inferior clan for higher pay, quoting ronaldinhio's move to Man City as worsening his career, and not wanting to move for non pool reasons, they have both since received improved deals at ITZ and are on a wage parity with lamosa and ste.

Nutter's FC launched audatious bids for rival's free republic's top target yoda and poolmaster79, with both favouring the morale and wage structure at nutters.

Yoda released a statement saying that he moved to nutters so his WAG could be closer to the brand shops in london, and blamed amazing_arab for not upping his offer to match their rivals.

Amazing_arab and free republic then launched a big to take rivals, and league winners the untouchables top summer target, this being "_summer_" (no puns intended). In the 11th hour she had a change of heart, and like many a player previously in the day, turned his back on the untouchables contraversial captain madmiketyson and favoured a move to free republic.

Edited at 22:54 Tue 16/09/08 (BST)

OMG!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Possibly the best posts I've ever seen on here! Genius!

sm_rat, poolviper and indirect_9 are 3 big players still without a clan. With reports madmiketyson has sent his head scout mitch_is_back to keep track on all of the above players to plug the rapidly filling hole's of the untouchables clan, this has apparently caused a mutiny ammoung untouchables lynch pin egotistical, stating that the clan should be looking at targets such as warpath and ste, and not free agents to help retain the title.

Poolmater79 was never up for bein with anyone else i think u got the wrong man there trust me should know

The mean machine clan, headed by master_pool launched an 11th hour bid to scupper both the manchester teams for berbatov_9, and while he signed for manchester united, sir alex ferguson has stated he will allow the bulgarian frontman to play for the mean machines.

Master_pool also signed pooluk who was released by ITZ following a wage row, and apparently a top target for madmiketyson. Master_pool said we took pooluk on trail, and where impressed with his potting and snookering ability, Pooluk released a statement saying that althought the untouchables where interested, he was only intent on growing his trophy cabinet, and moved to mean machines to win trophys.

More breaking news as and when :)

Chip_fork.

_summer_ is a female lol doesnt her name give it away lol

Did you think this was serious? It's a joke you fool.

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LMAO! Your not such an idiot after all :O

ALso an official statement from the FunkyPoolClans HQ has been released with more details on the transfer window!

"The transfer window will close whenever madmike gets his lazy backside out of bed and hopefully reads a message from sharkgeetee, captain of also rans, Funkiest Clan Killers. "If there is no message from sharkgeetee, his clan face expulsion from the Clan League, so everyone who finds the time to reply to messages can get on with it. "Rumours have circulated that the australian based clan have run into financial difficulties after their sponsor XL holidays went bust!"

mich_is_back also confirmed clan chairman madmiketyson had made an audacious deadline day bid to bring site owner nick to the clan, only to be turned down flat with words unprinatable on a family site.

luke_ also confirmed his temporary retirement with an RSI related injury. The 21 year old from birmingham also blamed extra shifts at work for a lack of playing time. This leaves Clan Untouchables searching for three new untouchables, which should be easy given the title holders iconic status on funkypool.

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chip_fork is believed to be taking the News Of The World to court after they printed photgraphs of him and a nightclub DJ playing strange games with a mobile phone. His girlfriend Cheryl_Fork is said to be furious.

Edited at 23:02 Tue 16/09/08 (BST)

This is a Funky Sports News exclusive.

Nannerville Villians are reportidly tapping up the untouchables irish star smithbit. Earlier 2day smithbit launched a scathing attack directed towards madmiketyson, saying that he needs superstar names to help him out and complaining about the lack of inward tallent, and the exodus of quality players to ITZ. He also touched upon the blossoming relationship between madmike and mich_is_back, saying that such shinnanigins between the top members of the clan will only cause the clan future problems.

Princess25 has declined to comment on the link with smithbit, but did say that he is a very promising talent, and would improve any clan.

While ITZ clan captain warpath has spoken exclusivley to Funky sports news, about a recent warmup match in which he beat mich_is_back by an overall score of 7-4. He also praised fellow clan members of ITZ for their pre-season preperation and dedication, and declaired himself as the new "special one".

Smithbit released a statement minutes ago-

"I hereby pledge my allegance to Untouchables by signing this 5 year contract. Im living the dream playing the best pool of my career with MMT as my partner in crime. "Our doubles team in an 8ball UK league also is testimony to our great working relationship.
"chip_fork has tried to tap me up but i told him to stick his phone number where the sun dont shine, thus the NOTW exclusive wasnt such a shock to me. I can only reiterate my burning desire to play for Untouchables for as long as my fingers allow."

Meanwhile niall has opened up to FSN reporter chip_fork for the first time since his contrversial move to ITZ from untouchables.

On the claims from untouchables lead player mich_is_back that warpath was tapping up niall before he had permission to speak to him, Niall had this to say "It wasn't so much a case of tapping up, as a better clan layout their plans for the future". He also lavished praise on ITZ players Gerrard and Ste saying they are the best US8 and UK8 players respectivley.

And exclusive interview with madmiketyson earlier has revealed that they are looking to tie take sacked manager kevin keegan down to a coaching role. And hope that with this appointment, top summer target _toonarmy_ will put pen to paper in a lucrative deal.

And in exclusive Funky sports news, they have appointed MMT as a leading co-corrispondent to share reporting duties with chip_fork.

Gets tiring fast this

gets funnier by the post imo

sorry grandad...

the posts get better as they go on lololol. keep em coming chippy!!

I have some news about someon doing a medical at the untouchables training camp...

Warpath has reacted furiously following an approach from untouchables all star mich_is_back offering ITZ superstar Niall his old spot back. Warpath continues, forgetting tapping up, this is touching him up he has clearly violated all the rules the clans are goverened by, and also violated niall's personal space.

Niall's close friend and fellow ITZ clan member itz_marco reacted with anger at the reports linking him to a move back to his old clan, and accused official clain chairman MMT of ingoring a verious serious tapping up claim, and showing signs of obvious bias in favouring the untouchables over the matter.

Warpath has also lamented mich's behaviour, brandishing it unacceptable between respected clans, and has requested a public show of support from his ITZ supperstar niall to put to bed any rumours regarding his future.

There has also been a race ammoung mean_machines, free republic and retro fushion as to a funkypool legend, and retired free agent player_x. With all clans offering lucrative pay as you play deals. Player_x has come out on record saying that if he would be tempted out of retirement, it would only be to play with close friend chip_fork who he was a member of a clan called the "legend killers" back in 2005.

Edited at 00:41 Wed 17/09/08 (BST)