lmao must try that way

the simple way take the wraper off and put the whole thing in my mouth

I dont, there yukkie!!

I dont like em to goeey like lol hate em!

Well....first of all, i pick the right time of day, usually right about now actually
Mine are kept in the fridge btw, i take one out and after letting the chill off of it, i slowly unwrap the "oh my god" forbidden contents, seductively. and as let the wrapper slowly drop to the floor, i hold the egg between my thumb and my fore finger and run my tongue over the pointy end until the chocolate slowly starts to melt and fall lovingly onto my tongue, as i feel the taste sensation, i push the egg further in and just give it a small nibble, just enough to reveal the cream inside, the i just give a little suck, until a small amount seeps through the small hole i made, and dribbles out onto my tongue. Then as i make enough room in there,i pop my tongue in a little bit further, swap hands, and pop the chocalate covered fingers in my mouth and give them a little suck, by now the hole in the egg is big enough to pop my toungue in, and as i lap up the inside a little. i run out of characters

Edited at 20:43 Sat 26/01/08 (GMT)

yeah.....enough about the 'after the rugby game' shinnanigans, what about your cream egg bud?

(leave me alone paula, im drunk and know nothing of this addition when you read it)

thats got to be the funniest thing ive seen on this forum.

Why thankyou!

You sure know your stuff.

I recognize that one from a video game.

Which one then?

Edited at 17:30 Mon 28/01/08 (GMT)

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The polish are taking my job? How dare they become a Student and want a better life...

That infamous quote is from GTA3 Lewis, quality!!!

best show is Chatterbox.

That infamous quote is from GTA3 Lewis, quality!!!

best show is Chatterbox.

who was the banned user

jezca

I hate you Dave

I wanted to get Funkypools funniest member, you've ruined my dream.

anyone seen the new advert for creme egg?

here today, goo tomorrow lol


lol found this and thought it was funny
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Edited at 22:07 Thu 28/02/08 (GMT)

=OOO

If they let that many eggs out down here id beat everyone up and say "BACK OF" and thief them all/....


I Now want a Cream Egg

I don't eat creme eggs cause i'm diabetic.... I just pay Orchy exhorbitant amounts to take her time eating them whilst in front of me ............... and she loves it

Edited at 12:59 Fri 29/02/08 (GMT)