I just murdered your dignity

pool_bird is a parrot

murder has a weird fettish for pool balls inside of stockings

pool__bird is actually a pool__bloke

clooneman can fit 5 creme eggs in his mouth at once and still say "all day long she sits and shines and shines and sits" without swearing

Pool_Bird's pick up line is, Polly wants a cracker

it hasnt failed me yet

murder thought his spiderman pyjamas would make him climb walls

Until i fell and had an headache for a week

Pool_Bird is so crazzy he'll poop on the queen of england

Murder has a 'special blanket' which he's had since he was 3, if anyone were to try to wash it he'd suck his thumb until it fell off

summer's favourite season is actually winter

Warney chose his Funkypool name after Shane Ward thinking he was called Shane Warne

Clooneman once posed naked for the Beano magazine

Deep down Niall wants Wales to win by 14 points on Saturday

That's a very, VERY wild accusation!

Deep down, sporting really wants Ireland to win the Grand Slam and England to beat Scotland so Wales finish third

Niall really wishes he was any nationality, other than Irish...he prays every night, and so far it's not happened...he's still Irish

There is a rumour going round that it's because he's unwanted

Summer really wishes she was Irish, so she could share in Niall's Irishness, cos that's all she really wants, to share in Niall's Irishness, among other things...yeah...so there

Niall is a compulsive liar...as that previous post shows.

He also has OCD and needs every post of his to contain at least three o's! (count them if you don't believe me)

Summer's real name is April Spring.

Cloone isn't a clone of a man, he's a clone of the clone of a man

murder ripped me off on ebay

Mike lives in a tree house behind Niall's house, so he can never be too far from his love