familyguy hates watching Family Guy

Warneford Cresswell (whenever he was born to now today), known as Warney, was an English professional footballer, who helped Everton fail. His ability and talents earned him the sobriquet "The Prince of Failure" and helped him win seven caps for England. Then he started playing at funkypool and his nickname proved even more true.

Family Guy's real name is Peter Griffin. To escape life as a cartoon, he frequently plays on Funkypool and loses from time to time as a joke. lol.

clooneman is a woman who likes making scarfs

familyguy0 likes to chew his toes

Cuegod has never held a cue in his hands in his life

Clooneman has never had a life

psycho dosent know wot it looks like outside an instatute

Psyco has taken many lives

Whoops, beaten to it!

007jb1 lost his first tourney final to Blofeldjb1.

clooneman hs when people get to so he at them.they back so he and gets :@ and then they :'((too many smileys))

Familyguy was and ed a lot of people and tried to his way to using more than 5 smileys but was and and to discover he couldn't.

clooneman cheated when he got to put 6
on the thread. needless to say I've found the secret.

clooneman lives on a planet far, far away, where it is custom to be angry for no reason

familyguy0 is a normal person
thats a wild acusation

cuegod really is a god, but only to frogs, with the wave of one arm he can unleash an army of green tree frogs, for as far as the eye can see.

melz plays a character called Shiela in an Australian Soap called the Funkypoolers, she's married to Bob and she has her own car insurance company

Warney was once cast as Jack the Ripper in a school play, but they had to drop him when he requested real blood instead of the tomato ketchup they were using as fake blood

Cloone sneaks into homes just to he can eat their supply of butter and sugar

Melz once thought the USA was ruled by a king and therefore thought that Barack Obama was George Bush's son because he took over from him

Cloone wants to be like his hero Batman's poorer side-kick Robin, because of the costume he thinks he'd look smashing in

Melz got killed by a shruiken star shaped like a heart ironic.