clooneman once held a room full of Funkypool mods and admins hostage and demanded a 1000 ranking in all game types.

Lmao!

Clooneman made his own Funkypool so he could be top of all the ranking boards

sm_rat has thousands of rats and mice in his room.. he calls them his "precious".. one day, he and his so-called "precious" will take over the world.. all just to see sreeching men and women in fear on tables

Lmao!

Melz's boyfriend once drew a heart in the sky... Melz was so overcome with love and emotion until he finished it off and the heart said "cake" in the middle

Edited at 22:19 Wed 26/11/08 (GMT)

sm_rat's name actually stands for:

Silly Marauding _Raging Antisocial Turnip

*Looks confused*

Yoda has a fetish for armpit hairs. His last girlfriend shaved hers despite his insistence that she shouldn't. In retaliation, he immediately cheated on her and in front of her by snogging the next person to come within range.

Eeeeewwww!

Clooneman boycotted the 1984 Olympic Games in LA. The olympic comittee were so upset that they offered Clooney the gold medal in every sport! He however declined... Instead stealing the gold medals out of the eventual winner's hands when they were on the podium.

To prevent this happening again, they now put the medals straight on to the winner's neck

ratty is really a girl

Potty is really a boy

sm_rat is really a... mouse

clooneman is really a forum

zodiac is a cross dresser

Potty is really a space chimp...

sm_rat once streaked through a crowded room, full of grandparents & great grandparents in an aged care home, just because his friend double-dared him to do so.

Melz always sits naked at the computer bob told me

Potty had an affair with Sven Goran Ericsson

Cloone dressed as Onua to win a tourn

crazzymadman once put a horse's head in nick's bed

Clooneman once put Nick's head in a horse's bed...

Pmsl ratty

Ratty loves to eat lil kiddies pets like hamsters n rats