Kirk IS Paula!!!

Kirk is Paula's PIMP actually and rents her out, which is y she is so cheap, i knw how to treat customers correct

Kirk stole my cake!

yoda smells of ice cream

keoghz keeps following me and sniffing at me, I'm scared

(I was eating Ice Cream, so thats why I smell of it)

Yoda once slapped an innocent horse on the bottom!

Edited at 17:25 Fri 14/11/08 (GMT)

squeezy was the horse

Kirk stole my shoe

keoghz stole my sock

Kirk once ate a raw goldfish!

squeezy once tried to play pool with a golfclub

Pity you cant be polite,its not that hard



give it a go

Jill squeezes monkeys tut tut

Keoghz is a alchoholic

keoghz stole my booze!

Yoda offers to walk grannies across the road but then runs away and abandons them when they're halfway over

Pmsl

Cloone steals cats an sells them on ebay but keeps em

Ms Potty there kidnaps people she sees walking past on the streets, and uses them to provide slave labour to make millions of dollars worth of felt you find on pool tables. The worrying thing isn't that she kidnaps people at random.. but the fact this felt she makes them create, is in fact made of poodles!

Melz is a fairy tale writer...

Dr sm_rat GP was struck off the medical register for removing the wrong, healthy kidney in over a dozen different cases