(oh pmsl)


Some tramp who turned out to be.........

someone she recognised from a while back, but couldnt quite remember who it was.........



(no1 sed it wud be easy while im posting on fun n games )

Edited at 13:15 Mon 14/01/08 (GMT)

until he took off his hat and she realised it was......

Mr Bean...OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Stephy loved him so much that she..

forgot all about the wuestion sha had wanted to ask him in the first place... she was soooo surprised that she even went and........

wuestion ? sha?

asked stell, who is well knowledged in the building trade ( having built his own dogs kennell)and said to him............"Oi, nudgeface, what about this then".....then she showed him........

Edited at 19:25 Mon 14/01/08 (GMT)

How to do a proper handstand and sed..."Will ya hold me up please Stell".......Who sed..

"C'mere then Darlin..giz ya ankles" Stephy then...

done a handstand but forgot she was wearin a skirt and everyone seen her .......

Spiders Legs! ARGHHHHHH she was shouting but she was stuck, and she couldnt see cos her skirt was in the way and if she moved it with one hand she wud fall!! Soooo she stayed on her hands showing the black widow (I am pmsl here) Until whats-his-name turned the corner..you know, erm, *thinks* BOB! Thats it Bob looked at her and...














(IVE WEED! Lmaoooo)

Said......OMG, that is a monster!!! I have never seen anything like it in my life.........Steph? Keep still, very very still.....Bob crept up to the Spider and......WALLOP......

n gis guts splatted all ova bob and he thought well well oh my this looks yum but .....

Bob was mortified because as he tried to help Steph get down, she farted......

and the smell filled his...

nostrils, causing him to...

Lunge forward onto Stephs thighs and.......

and gasp for breath, but as he did, he inhaled a leg from the deadly black Widow which was lurking deep within the grey coloured...........

KNICKERS! Stephy loved her grey knickers but Bob wasnt so impressed! Spidery thighs?? Grey Knickers? Thought Bob! He removed The spiders leg from his front teeth and proceeded to.......

vomit violently !! as he did so, he left go of Stephs ankles, and as she crumpled to a heap on the floor...bob said "awww stephy hun, i am sooo sorry , i normally love spiders as well, but to have one stuck in my teeth was.........

Truly hard to cope with cos it was a thick one. He Picked the Spiders leg outta his mouth and after helping Steph get up, he planted a huge kiss on her lips and sed......