*goes and fills flask, comes back and fishes some more*

*feels a tug on his rod*

Tids mate.....heeeelp i got a bigee here!!!

*winds reel in a manic fashion*

bloody hell !! Its a whopper.

*Watches as rod bends in 45 degree angle, and fights with reel*

Get the gaff mate........!! *puff pant*

*fast forwards 15 mins cos no bugga is online*

Got the git!! We have breakfast.

*Packs up gear, and heads off back to cabin*

*comes leging it to stella aid with 2 botles of newky brown ale in hand.........arrrrgh too late hes landed it......
*slips on some fish slime, tries to get back up but slips some more, but not one drop spilt*

ohhhh goodness what a mess,right here we go

*gets upright eventually after doing many splits*

ooooh my thighs and hips i need a lie down

*necks beer and settles in the hammock*

(your an impatient bugga you are lol)

*Hears crashing and banging outside*

WTH is going on out there!!!

*Opens door*

Jeeeeeeeeees Tids i left you sleeping!!!

*helps him up off hammock and tries to get him back io his cabin*

*The pair of us slip on fish slime, and come crashing down on our J-Lo's*

PMSLLLLLL Tids ya mad drunk, come on matey, stand up !!

*Hauls him up, (sts) and manages to get him to his cabin, and flop him down on the bed (sts)*

*makes the treacherous journey back to his cabin across the fish slimed deck*

*starts singing in a drunken manner*
sshiooww meeeeyaa-cha-cha the wayyyyyeeee to go hurrrrrrme, aaaaam tiyyyerrrrd an i wannna go t'bed, i hayaaaaad a dreeeerink bout hour ago, anits gooooone rite to myyyyyyyyyyyyy

*Suddence silence then*

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*empty bottle rolls along the floor out of the cabin and back in and out etc from the ship motion*

PMFSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Storms back out of cabin*

*shouts* TIDDDDS for crying out loud ya drunken git, shut up!!!!!

(omg im LMAO here)

*walks over to Tids cabin and picks up rolling empty bottle*

*walks back to cabin AGAIN!! and thinks "sod it"*

*Goes off to see BB*

*falls out of bed and gets a sharp wake up call, wipes slather from mouth and flings it at the sink, trips over half full bottle of Newky, picks it up and drinks it before too much is spilt, sees candlelight in the boiler room below, is in a paranoid state of mind so grabs a weapon of sorts, not sure what, but slowpy creeps down the the metal steps into the unforgiving gloom and starts running forward brandishing a












pink umbrella??*


Arrrrgh who the f-f-f-f.....oh its you two

*tosses umbrella aside*

captain is joining in?

*pulls up a stool*

(Oh lmaooo @ you both on here)



*SUNBATHES*

*stumbles on board all haggared after going awol on a 6 day mission for supplies*

*looks around*
Where is everyone on this god forsaken vessel??

*grabs a quick shower then heads off to cabin*

*Place 12 Red Roses and a card by Paula's side then snuggles in next to her*

*Flies over the ship in her special moddy jet-pack and showers candy hearts and confetti over the deck and heads of those on board, then flies off into the horizon once again.*

*Finally emerges from their Cabin after erm a relaxing weekend in there* (PMSL)



*Pours herself a drink, sits on deck and looks out to the calm sea*



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*shouts so everyone can hear*

OIIIIII YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT, LOOK AT THE STAE OF THIS PLACE.....I LEAVE YER ALONE FOR 2 WEEKS (ISH) AND THIS IS THE STATE IT GETS IN......NOW GET TIDYIN' UP.....

*picks up a dirty pair of grnadma nylon frillies with a stick*

PAUUUUUULA WHAT AVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT LEAVING YOUR DIRTY KNICKERS AROUND, YOU MESSY MARE


*goes for a shower and shave and muttters under his breath his disgust at the state of the place*

OMG! Scuse me MR... They were NOT mine, they were Stells and NO WAY am i picking his things up after him..


*Tuts and sunbathes*






























WOOOOOOOO Wb Tids *HUGS*

*Frames Paula for murder*

*emerges from shower*

Paaaauula???

*points atdr35d3n*

whos that???

*falls over granny knickers*

* @ Paula*

*murdered by paula*

*throws overboard to the watery grave*

It was a fake death!

-gargle-

*panics*

arrrrrgh

*blows up rubber ring and throws into the water*


Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee