OOERRR *heads off to cabin with his Paula*


*hangs sign on door*

OOER!!!



*Argues with Stell over who's making the bed*





















PMFSL

*wakes up from his slumber with chewing gum on his cheek. Lets out a huge yawn, scratches his head and wanders over to the mirror - looks @ the bags under his eyes, yawns again and heads for the shower*

*after showering, walks out onto deck, grabs a beer and listens to stell and Paula bickering*

Ahh, love's young dream...


Soooo, anyone around!!!!!! ?

(PMSL @ YOU)



*returns on deck after..........time in the cabin*


"What u looking at eh?" (@ Guevara)


*grabs a drink and slams it down*

Well I dont think I need to look to have a picture of what was going on in there luv

There's people asleep ya know!


*decides to let her be psst off on her own and climbs up to birds nest with a bottle of whiskey*

*shouts down*
Yh...you be moody on your own luv!

*Looks up at Guevara*

(Shouts) "OMG YOU GIRL! Get back down here"




*pours some drinks*

*flashes ar$e from birds nest*

I'm ok for the moment...you need ice in those drinks...and a crisp sandwich next to it!!!

(cheese and onion will do luv )

*goes next to paula*

hey girlie how are you??

*pours herself a drink and sits down*

*drinks the strongest drink ever invented*


*cry's*

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Pmfslllllllll u tart!)

*makes Ste his crisp butty*


DONE!




Hiya Mari... im ok thanks You?

Awww Matty whats the matter?

im okay too thanks...just tired lol


paula is it me..or is our captain a little lazy??


awww matty...suck it up lol be a man

*hears mari speaking as he climbs down from birds nest*

Me! Lazy! I built this ship you know!

Saying that though, I guess I can be slightly lazy at times i.e. when I sleep in for half the day, or make paula cook)

*takes sandwich and bites into it*

Delicious paula, cheers luv.

*Glares over at Ste and laffs*


No you never! it was already built! TART.........


*Sips her drink*

oi mari suck it up and be a man?.......i cant

im scarred for life


anyway rush hour 2 is on to lift the spirits


*goes and watches channel 4, in a quiet little place on ship*

*wonders why Matty is crying lots*


*Shrugs*


*Sits alone drinking*

*gets up from a lounger*

how long have i been sleeping lol

how r you all this evening

*goes round affering everyone a drink and some snacks*

(is heading back to cruise on his seadoo at a good rate of notts, but on the horizon tids sees nothing, but has plotted the course on his tim tim sat nav system but has his oceanic A-Z at hand incase technology messes up, which it normally does and will be back on the cruise soon)

*wakes........stretches........dozes back off on the sunlounger*

*decides to clean of the ship*

*puts music on loudly and dances as she goes*

*starts in the kitchen by washing allll the brekky dishes*

*the ship is in sight......tids opens up the throttle on his seadoo when suddenly the throttle locks wiiiiide open,unable to slow down and now steer as sea water has locked the steering in some strange way ,tids is heading for a collision course, when suddenly a huuuuge humback whale surfaces and tids seadoo hits the bouncy flubbery surface of the whale and flies over the handlebars and tids rapidly gains height and distance towards the ship, however in mid panic, tids realises he brought his very large profesSional kite and takes it out of his bag and extends the lines and calmy glides towards the ship.....in the distance he sees caiti cleaning the dishes too loud music,but suddenly the wind takes hold of tids canopy and twists and turns him towards the main mast and he then gets tangled up in the mast and rigging, hanging by a thread tids shouts*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

(but is he heard over the music?)lol

Edited at 11:54 Sun 5/08/07 (BST)