(In HIS Post yeah, not mine tho honey I SWEAR! lol)


*Scrubs her hands and leaves HIS sik covered sok there for him to wash*

Right i need a rest, the heat out here today has got to me..

*Showers and slips into her shorty PJ's and gets in bed with a mag and some choccies*

*Pops back*

My sik covered sok???........thats yours hun its pink for crying out loud!! and YOU were under the bed with it !!

*Pinches a choccie, and nips off for a game of cards*

*returns from BB's with another pocket full of winnings @ Sandy and BB's expense*

*Enters cabins and see's his paula, sending up the z's...pecks her on the cheek*

Morning Baby

*Changes into his shorts and sets off on his daily run*

*wakes, showers, dresses, and heads on deck*


*MAKES TEA*

PMSLLLLLLLLLL Rush Post or WHAT!!!?

Milk and one sugar please bab

*Sits at table and waits patiently*

(oh lmaooooooooooo)

*Hands Her Stell a cold can cos she left him waiting for ages*

There ya go bab...

*Smiles*

*Jumps across time from the BC @ FS*

Everything ok? goood!!

*jumps back to FS BC*

sandy stop hopping about i'll be sick in a minute !!

Your crap at piggybacks

*Sits down blue in the face*

need a dwinky, wheres the Rum, Sandy??

I know you got some in that cesspit you call a cabin of yours!!

come on lets have some some greedy git!

*pops back*

you beggers your all over here again......right indian then is it? get yer orders in and ill phone the lucky poppadom and get it delivered, Chicken tikka masala for moi

Paula.....get them masts up hope they have been ironed 1st

oooh prawn madras for me please matey *scribbles on piece of papyrus, for the Skipper and shoves it in his pocket*

Ironed !! she dont know what an iron is FCOL !!

Now b4 ya go.....wheres that Rum!!?

Edited at 15:07 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

im not going anywhere, dont you dare open that rum without me......paula what ya having?

Ill order for her.....Do they do Jumbo Sausage and chips!!!?

if not she'll have a chicken biryani, naan bread 17 poppadoms, and some onion chutney!

And she is sleeping out here!!

Edited at 15:14 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

is that for her starters then? shes gonna be hungry, what will she want for her main course then?

Oh i got her main course all ready dont you worry about that Skipper

That will do her for now......and anyway she ain't getting sod all if she dont get those sails up!!!

*winkerty wink at stella*

say no more......say no more

*gets out iphone and phones in order*

yes m8 she does want 17 poppadums as well.....where are we? errrrrr about 17 degrees se lattitude and 24 degrees nw longtitude, hang on m8 ill ask*

*Puts phone on mute*

SStellaaaaaaa......where the flip are we?

*gets reply from stella and undoes the mute button*

Hello you still there? yeah m8 we are just 8 miles east of umpa lumpa island, yeah its a small island not on the charts.

*puts phone down sips some rum and awaits food*

Edited at 15:49 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

Edited at 15:50 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

*Grabs Sandy's iphone and redials*

Sorry about that...he has a touch of scurvy!!

"For Umpa lumpa island read just off the coast of California, just sound the hooter and flipper the dolphin (he's me mate he is) will guide you in (sts)"

*grabs Rum off Sandy*

Think you've had quite enough of that matey!!

*Takes a swift swig and shudders*

*Watches Paula finally managing to get to grips with the sails*

OMG don't bend over bab *catches sight of builders bum*

Go on bab nearly there.




(pmsl @ this today)

Edited at 16:32 Wed 6/02/08 (GMT)

*Turn round tuts @ Stella..and pulls her shorts up* (PMSL)


Why am I doing the sails when you pair are sittin drinkin eh?

Cos you are the only one left here, and im sorry that is NOT officers work!!!

OMG carrier pidgeon has just flown in with a msg !!!

*Takes leave*

PAULLLAAAAAAAA ya git!!

Well am NOT doing it and ya's cant make me!


HUH!

*Storms off to erm..SOMEWHERE (hahaha)

*puts his ten pennys worth in*

so paula.......why do we........
*points at stella and myself*
........do all the work while ur lazing on your bone idle backside, sounds like a double standard from you that does
Now get them sails up and do some work for once you work shy, lazy layabout.

Do we complain when we are fishing for food or doing maintenance on the ship????
A big fat NO

*chucks sails at Paula*

now get that ironing board

*gets more drunk on rum*

Stella..............where the heck is that curry?

*wipes goz of iphone*

jeeees man look at the mess of my phone

*tuts and rolls eyes*