Wish granted, but it runs away from its real owners and goes back to Mari!


I wish my internet would stop being stupid.

OMG!!! nooooo!!! that makes me sad lol

mwahahaha!!! see fluffy loves me lol

wish granted!! but then your computer explodes..oopsies

i wish someone would give me a shoulder massage

Wish Granted but my nails Scratch all ya shoulders so ya need someone to rub cream into them and Edward Scissorhands does it!









I wish I had a million rose petals to sleep on

Granted... but u wake up covered in amillion bugs

I wish there were speed tourneys running the whole time

Wish granted, but they were added without Nick's approval, and he sees this thread and realizes it was YOU who suggested it, and boots you forever!


I wish soccer season would start sooner.

wish granted
but you lose yer legs

i wish i was a millionaire

wish granted, but you lose the cheque on the way to the bank

I wish i could meet Kylie (yum yum)

wish granted but paula gets jealous rips your balls off and you bleed to death

i wish i could live forever

Wish granted, but you can't pay your bills so you're doomed to be homeless for eternity.

I wish I had a maid!

wish granted but she gets loads of guys to come and kill you


i wish i had a mansion

Granted... but then there's an earthquake and the whole things turns to rubble

I wish I had nick's job

wish granted, but you don't have a clue what you are doing and everyone hates you for wrecking FunkyPool.


i wish i was in a rock group

Wish Granted But you get booed off every time u perform cos of ur silly hat wearing !!




I Wish i was Stella's shower gel! PMSL

wish granted, but he brings a big fat ugly man round and he has a shower


i wish i was a punk rocker lol

Wish granted, but you have flowers in your hair

I wish I was a real boy

Wish Granted but you find you have strings on your arms.


Wish my life wasnt so hectic.

Wish Granted but then your life is so boring that no one wants to be around you.

I wish I knew how to speak every lnguage in the world.

wish graanted ,but no one would want to have a word with you


i wish i could kill the person who adds a defect to my wish .lol