wish granted but he looks like me haha

I wish i wasnt such a dummy

wish granted but that wud be saying something like boys aren't immature.

I wish things like iPods and cellphones didn't have to be charged.

wish granted, they start powering ipods/ceelphon with nuclear power but your face turns green and people call you hulk jr

i wish my friend didnt kill my spider friend at work

wish granted, but he kills u instead.

I wish I had some Dippin Dots right now

Wish granted... POOF! Mari appears!


I wish I'd have remember to take a book to work today!

wish granted, but you get sacked for skiving


i wish i didn't have a hangover

wish granted, u get out of bed and u step on ur puppy's tail

I wish i didn't embarrass myself so often lol.

wish granted! but your left emotionless

i wish i could think about what im doing before i do it...

Granted... but you take forever to decide everything and you never get anything done

I wish I'd gone to bed and not fallen asleep on the couch

To late to wish now lmao

wish granted, but your bed breaks

i wish i could go home right now instead of being in college

wish granted but ur teacher follows u home lol



i wish i could win the lotto

wish granted, but people who dont like you come round looking for money


i wish i could get a job

wish granted but they make u wear a pink outfit



i wish i could win a tourney

wish granted but they say u cheated

i wish i could get a season ticket for reading

Wish granted it blows out of your hand and a dog gets it.

I wish i had the new upgrade

WIsh granted, but you're the only one and you feel like a chump for being the only one to line nick's pocket!!!!!

I wish I could fly

wish granted but the fly squatter gets u !


i wish i was a butterfly

wish granted but i trapped you in my net !

i wish i was a gigolo

Wish Granted but ur an ugly one so no one wants to know!



I Wish i wasnt scared of fly's or spiders! (shudders)