*Pulls out a slingshot, aims, fires and hits the pin out of the grenade. Paula runs down hill, screaming and shouting "ITS GONNA GO OFF" and i simply saunter up the hill*


hill belongs to me now

I Stop and Turn very quik and throw the grenade towards Smurf who legs it away, the grenade was a dud, so i go back up and claim ZE HILL!





ZE HILL IZ MYN!

i put some pigs on the hill who start to fart and generally stink the whole place out. Paula feels sick and has to get away.

es mi colina ahora

Sits next to smurphy...stares at him...when he starts to feel uncomfortable I give him the wink an move closer...he runs off down the hill!

C'est MY HILL!

I remind squeezy that it is their turn in "Poem", so Squeezy rushes off in a panic and now...

Is est meus tumulosus iam.

Recites Shakespeare........
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks"

Katie swoons and rolls down hill

Up strolls Stella And reclaims HIS rightful spot om HIS hill.

I throw stella a rugby ball but it goes over his his head and he runs down the hill. I run up and claim it.

Sometimes it's to easy.

Pick up rugby ball "hmmm a saints rugby league ball" and boots it back over the hill.....off goes Mr Cue, AND OMCE AGAIN , ITS STELLA'S HILL

Your right sometimes it is that easy

Tries to rugby tackle stella but bounces off. Stella starts laughing really hard, and its no challenge to just prod him off MY hill

Gets naked and runs after bob shouting, *get on the end of this*

Bob runs for dear life, MY HILL!

OH MY GOD! Pmsl..


I Waves some top of the Range Primark clothes what John sed he likes,,he runs down cos he's cold, and i Claim the hill AGAIN!!

*sings YGMS*

job done

HILL now mine again

Stamps a size 3........twists her ankle (pretends to lol shhh) cries out in pain, stella looks really concerned for his Paula, runs down to help me and i jump up and go HA! then leg it back up.

HA!




I Luuuuuuurve This Hill

I cry and cry and being the kind person she is.....Paula doesn't help, so I just go up and tell her lover boy is on the other side.

Easy.

I bring up the subject of soccer and Mr_cue is so offended that he marches off the hill in a fury.

Mine.

I tell katie there is a spelling competition on at the bottom of the hill, like the wind she goes!

The hill is mine once more!

I tell John That Martin Corry has just dropped his shorts on the other side of the hill, john goes into an anaphalactic shock.

THE HILL IS MINE

I just go... psppssppsspspspspspspspspspspsp


EASY PEEEEEZZZZYYYY










MINE I TELL YA

(You know, I am a terrible speller, so I think I protest my entering a spelling bee, thank you very much.)


I Tell Paula that they only allow one user name on FP now, and she goes into shock and faints.

Mine.

Tells katie her hair is a right mess, and shows her his collection of shakesperean bobbles........

Forsooth thy thinketh that thy hillock be mineth