*Hands Paula a piece of paper*

Dear Paula
We have been asked by Leonardo Di Caprio to invite you to lunch at the Ritz, where he will wine & dine you, take you on a shopping spree at Harrods and re-enact the scene in Titanic with you. If you would like to come, please run down the hill shouting "i love you Leo".

Yours' Truely
Leo Di Caprio's Managment.

Haha, clever!

I approach Murphy and ask "Want to see Carmen Electra in person?" and he responds with enthusiasm, so I hand him the picture with her phone number on the back that I got while attending one of her dancing classes () and he takes off towards Los Angeles...

I refuse!! ITS MY HILL!

*gasp* you refuse Leo???

Besides, it's my hill now.

Waves the piece of paper she recieved from Smurf regarding Leo at Katie..who GASPS!!!! (hahaah) She Jumps at the Chance, and i reclaim that hill!

You know, I don;'t really like Leonardo DiCaprio... but oh well.

I sneak up behind Paula, and as she goes to sit down in her chair, I yank it out from under her and she falls back down the hill!!

*Stands at the bottom of the hill wearing just a towel and shouts* wooohooo paula *flashes paula and shakes his thang*

Paula runs down after stell, , so he runs around and sprints up the other side.

MY HILL


OMG Beaten to it !!! ok shakes it at katie then

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Wow, I threw up a little in my mouth.

Edited at 16:53 Thu 3/05/07 (BST)

I come back around behind Stella, while he is still...um... shaking, and I whisper "Hey, Paula's over at the pub, and she's waitin' for ya!" Stella grins and takes off.

My hill once again!

I PMSL and give up for a while sitting at the bottom waiting for a good chance!!

I run up the hill whilst some action music is played in the background I serenade around katie before pooing on her head, and being a girl she runs of and washes it..

I surround my hill with Liverpool supporters from the pub after they have lost.

Be afraid.

PMSL *sings* "you'll never walk alone" Cuey and the scousers, run down the hill to join in the singing and scarf waving......

As Stella nonchalantly strolls up the hill and claims it.

*sings and dances*

MOUNT STELLA IS YET AGAIN HIS

runs up the hill sprays stella in the face with mace then i push stella down the hill



FINAL THE HILL IS MINE!!

Edited at 20:13 Thu 3/05/07 (BST)

I hand Stewey an English-to-English dictionary and whack him on the head with it. He falls unconscious and I roll his body down the hill, where it is immediately semi-trampled by the Liverpool fan club.

I go to a book shop and buy Katie the complete writings of Shakespeare. She should be gone for a while, the hill is mine.

I nip off to B & Q and get John a complete gardening set (Spade, Fork, rake etc.). As john gets overexcited, i take advantage and nip up the hill.

*Sings and dances*

ITS STELLA'S HILL AGAIN

*Shouts* OI! Stella, theres some blonde in a car with a mad reg plate asking for you in that car park *Points* She looks hot too....

He Legs It.... I merrily skip up the hill with a smile on me face.


*lays a blanket on the hill and sunbathes*

La La Laaaaaaaaa Y G M THAT HILL!

*Lays a sprinkler next to Paula as she sunbathes, turns it on and watches as she gets soaked, and runs down hill screaming trying to dry off*




T'is my hill now, AAaaarrrggghh!

Dry's off then runs the hat hire shop, cos smurf loves hats, waves the funniest hat at smurf, who runs down and grabs it..i sprint back up armed with a grenade!! STAY BACK!!







ITS MINE