So I was feeling a bit eh funny earlier and I decided to make a couple of announcements (which I shouldn't have done so ssssh!)

They were:

ANNOUNCEMENT: Congratulations to magicblack, winner of the Russian roulette tournament! may he RIP...

and

ANNOUNCEMENT: 8 Ball Uk - Magicblack potted the white off the break!

then I got to thinking of the hilarious possibilities..

If you could make an announcement to the players of funkypool (a funny one) what would it be.

The rules are standard, no mention of other players.

If I haven't been sacked, I'll announce the winners!

LMFAO @ this one magic!


ANNOUNCEMENT: Warning, all members in members bar be careful where you walk, some girl just PHSL!

So you make a thread about it? LOL

ANNOUNCEMENT: Do not enter "The Garage" as a virus awaits you if you do...

And have someone in the room called "virus"

See how long it takes people to catch on

can't think of any

important anouncement in a room an stop the limit of peeps an see how many go thn when they are all agitated tell them u won a match

ANNOUNCMENT:Beware of Magicblack, he can get to the fence in 2.0 secs..its time to get FUNKY!!(Slides to the left)

ANNOUNCEMENT: EVERYONE EVACUATE! THIS IS A FIRE DRILL!

Announcement: Anyone want to get funky with a 25/m/uk press 12345 cam available

Announcement: The passwords for the admin accounts are.....

I like the fire drill one the best so far.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Please vacate the premises for a standard fire drill.

i like this one from the film Highlander

Its better to burn out, than to fade away

9 ball- poolcue2k6 walked the rack!

Not ran?

9-ball- poolcue was running the rack! -- he tripped..

lmao magic. magicblack went for a golden break... but thn realised there was no goldenn ball

Announcement: 9ball martin_blank broke and fractured his fibula.

im PMSL

ANNOUNCEMENT: 1_eye potted his eye ball on a golden brake.

Go on you know you wanna!

what? pot ure eye ball on a golden break???

Of course i wud!!!



(lmao oj )

Lol,Like them all so far