What was the best forum post of the year? Funny, stupid whatever?

I had two in mind, but I think they were pipped on new years eve.

My nomination is farren's optimistic hopes for his health, from a gravestone -

Happens all the time, ill get better eventually

Martin you sooo blatently made this up because you KNOW your going to win!!!

Then there's trick_boi rambling and 1_eye's response:

tricky_boi: Yep would be better if they it happens here about the guests woth no talk !

1_eye: yeh......no more beer for you


And also nem_05 explaining exactly how highly his former employer rated him

i used 2 deliver papers but i think i got fired pmsl wasnt sure the guy at the shop lied to me

Me: He lied to you that you worked there?

nem05: no right sed i cudnt do it on saturday n he sed o yh we have stopped delivering paperes so i was o right n then lyk 2 weeks ago i saw people delivering papers from the shop that i did them from lolz

Anybody got any to beat these?

Nope - it was on rangers_fc thread about wanting a bigger ignore list last night. Brilliant isn't it

This has to be the funniest post of last year by martin_blank.

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ne nubies want sum stuff, I'll giv it ye free.

Lern how 2 say good game wiv only 5 letters..no...had about...2. And i wil teach u how to swear at ur oppo good wen he beats u and say stuff like.... u was flukey m8, and u r crap u lucky git & that.

Also i can show u how to say gg wp, wen they got 5 balls left cos I reckon its psico, no, psycologoicallaally clever. Oh...& i got a clever trick wiv blocking shots wiv chat windos that no-one else eva thot of...

If U want training 2 be like me, push 1335 and then delete your own user name and go away.

I'm spannerhead. Hope I can help.

ne sexy ladies in ere do 12345

PLEASE SPINNER - DONT TAKE THIS POST SERIOUSLY LOL
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lol, that was a spoof of a serious version by some spiv-like bloke offering to train newbies, and I thought I'd bring every bad aspect of the game into it.

What amazes me is that I was worried about spinner even back then.

Another two were ace's 'praise of mods' post and afey and pool_life's tampering with it , and drof's explanation to Nick of a better way of working out averages.

There's also two conversations published by the dissident lunatic 'Magicblack', but they are in the staff forums, so we can only reveal those in the brief seconds before death.

I don't get that post!

Martin how many insults can you use on me in one thread that I don't even understand?
What the hell is drissident and spiv-like anyway

Edited at 23:12 Mon 1/01/07 (GMT)

Edited at 23:33 Mon 1/01/07 (GMT)

spiv-like is like a spiv, you know, cockney-barrow-boy-fast-talking type.

Dissident lunatic was just an affectionate term

The best post this year was by Hipbob, in this thread-


http://www.funkypool.com/viewTopic.do?topicid=5496&page=1

Martyn, I'd say you were one of the better members of this forum. You talk properly, reasonably funny and polite. But you've become my new pet hate.

Double posting gets up me. Surely the edit button exists for you? I'm not going to moan any longer because you have power and I'm just a scruffy peasant.

impressive

standing-up to

Martin_blank..

EDIT: don't spam kids..

DOUBLE EDIT: when you make completely different points/answer completely different questions it's acceptable and more correct to do so in separate post's.. as Martin has done.

TRIPLE EDIT: I hate when people make completely irrelevant points on a thread.. try this thread next time t0mmy: http://www.funkypool.com/viewTopic.do?
topicid=6467

Or watch that movie.. ten things.. ye you know the one.. you've seen it don't lie


Edited at 00:15 Tue 2/01/07 (GMT)

lmao, i agree with 1984, that's a funny thread.all users that participated in it must have been intoxicated or high when it was written. i miss the close- knit community that funkypool once was *sad smile* lol

Me too, 1angel1 that's one of the reasons i like that thread because it's when we all used to have a laugh

Best post....for me anyway


ruddan_06_


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17:37 Tue 19 Sep 06

LOL STEPHY AND PAULA DISCOVERED UNDER A BRIDGE, HOSTING A CLUB CALLED: mquistion must die!

NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE STORY!: MENTAL MQUISTIONS MADNESS!!!!!!!

What about my poor ear, i havnt been anywhere near that again with any type of object, its neglected now :

WOW! I was nominated for something, does that mean i get to come to the awards bash!

I will look for my favourite, no doubt ol' big ead' (martin_blank) will get my vote as he's always got something to say!