wat kind of guitar is tht ur getting chav_h8er i've seen it somewhere is it a yamaha?(can't spell)

Edited at 20:03 Thu 21/12/06 (GMT)

No Gibson Les Paul.

who's getting me my love slave/dish washer/room cleaner/homework do-er?

Ever heard of DIY?

Do It Yourself

lol hell no i'm not doing it myself...i've done it myself for 16 years..its time i have a break. go on, don't all volunteer at once!

there're about 2 thousand pund arn't they chav_h8er?

About 1,000 but it's like, my only present.

it looks lyk a really good guitar

Yaa

TYpically lazy woman aren't you brighty??

I will do those things for you...if you do them for me

(Sings) "All i want for Xmaaaaaaas is yoooooooooooooooooou"

oh yeah..and my two front teeth..and a hippo

....and a partridge in a pear tree

ide rather have 5 maids a milking myself like - thats the makings of a milk industry

The Gibson Les Paul is a classic, enjoy it chav. Do you mind if call you that?!



Chav a nice Christmas!

Edited at 15:06 Sun 24/12/06 (GMT)

Thanks. You can if you must.

i mailed my letter out yesterday for my man slave to be here tonight, and i included a leopard thong...and he's not here yet...dang the postal service!

LES PAUL HEART ATTACK MACHINE!!!!!

Flipping thieving gits at the Post Office (BE TRANSLATION - US MAIL). You can't even send a bloke in a big-cat-thong without him slipping into some postie's (mailman's) back pocket


....um...sorry Mike

Oh so thats why i was kidnapped in the night, shoved in a bag and taken to the post office, im on my way brighty, fear not